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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Graeme Garden: "Touch Me Up Before You Go-Go""
"Barry Cryer: "Mr. Bo-Dangles""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Ring Of Fire.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Oral Dance""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Little Brown Jugs""
"Ross Noble: "It's My Panties and I'll cry if I want to""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Making Whoopsie""
"Barry Cryer: "Humping Jack Flash""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Like A Virgin, Anyone?""
"Ross Noble: "Can't Take Your Thighs Off Of You""
"David Mitchell: "Crazy Little Thing Called Morphine""
"Graeme Garden: "(sings The Birdie Song, ending to sound like an electrocardiogram flat-line.)""
"Graeme Garden: "The Teddy's Bare Picnic""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Brown Girl In The Ring, show me a motion...""
"Barry Cryer: "Great Bowels Of Fire""
"Graeme Garden: "I Got Flu Babe""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Doctor, No!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Papa's Got A Brand New Shag""
"Graeme Garden: "The Wonderful Thing About Tikkas...""
"Willie Rushton: "Good Collie, Miss Molly""
"Barry Cryer: "Tom Bones singing My, My, My, Rottweiler""
"Barry Cryer: "Hey you, Get Off My Commode""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Yes Sir, That's My Baby""
"Graeme Garden: "On Mother Kelly's Doorstep.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "They Left My Heart In San Francisco!""
"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Fracture!""
"Barry Cryer: "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Remember You're A Winkle""
"David Mitchell: "Another One Bites The Dust""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Coldfinger""
"Barry Cryer: "I Wanna Hold Your Gland""
"Graeme Garden: "Hit the Prozac, and don't you come back no more.""
"Willie Rushton: "Singing In The Brain""
"Barry Cryer: "We're all going on a Summer Halibut""
"Willie Rushton: "I'm Too Sexy For My Truss""
"Barry Cryer: "Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Knees Up, Mother Brown""
"Barry Cryer: "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're Just My Jack-in-a-Box""
"Willie Rushton: "Please Deep-Freeze Me""
"Barry Cryer: "I Can't Get No Putrefaction by The Rolling Headstones""
"Jo Brand: "Prawn Free""
"Willie Rushton: "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Cemetery""
"Graeme Garden: "I Dig It My Way""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Top Hat & Nails""
"Willie Rushton: "Lipstick On Your Colon""
"Willie Rushton: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Winding Sheet""
"Barry Cryer: "Roll Over Bait""
"Graeme Garden: "I'm Getting Buried In The Morning""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're The Cream In My Coffin""