platform-fighters

"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"

"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"

"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"

"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"

"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"

"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"

"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."

"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"

"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."

"(vs. Nergaling) Oh, these little guys are absolutely adorable!"

"(wins) All the good things in life must be taken by force!"

"(vs. Irwin) Get out of my way, twerp!"

"(vs. Fred) Doo-doo says what?"

"(vs. Mandy) Now, I am the alpha female! (makes monkey sounds)"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(vs. Grim) You're too skinny, Grim. You need to work out more."

"(vs. Mogar) I'm more of a smooth jazz girl!"

"(vs. Jack) The only seeds I like are the seeds of destruction."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Who's your mommy? No, really."

"(vs. Skarr) Pow! Right in the kisser!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Pain isn't my flavor, darling!"

"(vs. Clown) All the world loves a clown."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Good thing I brought my pumpkin-smashing shoes!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Can the pumpkin take his lumpkins?"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Move over, bacon! Here comes something "meteor"!"

"(on fire) I live in lava! I shouldn't have to put up with this!"

"(mans turret) A: Even a loser can operate this thingy! B: Escape? There is no escape! C: Yippee ki yay, dorks!"

"(vs. Mandy) I didn't really like you anyway!"

"(vs. Grim) The kids will be my friends now, Grim. (laughs)"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, darling. Aunt Sis is the only woman for me!"

"(vs. Fred) You're too annoying to be anyone's friend!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins taste better smashed, wouldn't you agree?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're all bark and no bite, old man!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Rename yourself "Lord Lame". That's a better fit!"

"(vs. Chicken) Oh, Aunt Sis made chicken for lunch!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I'm sorry, my little friends, but it's just so fun to smash you!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Aah, enough of the pumpkins. New enemies, please!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Tentacles too, eh? Maybe we're related."

"(ready to battle) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger."

"(wins) Gosh, I won!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"

"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."

"(vs. Viking) Vikings."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."

"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"

"(vs. Hoss) How's that for a good night kiss lover boy?"