"Listen, pal. I make an honest living. People only come to me when they're in a desperate situation. I help 'em out. I don't kick families out of their houses like you bums down at the bank do."

"Burt Young - Curly"

"Belinda Palmer - Katherine Cross"

"Beulah Quo - Maid"

"So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting". So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey". He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!" [Laughs hysterically]"

"James Hong - Kahn, Evelyn's Butler"

"Nandu Hinds - Sophie"

"Bruce Glover - Duffy"

"Joe Mantell - Lawrence Walsh"

"Richard Bakalyan - Detective Loach"

"Roman Polanski - Man with Knife"

"Roy Jenson - Claude Mulvihill"

"Diane Ladd - Ida Sessions"

"Darrell Zwerling - Hollis I. Mulwray"

"John Hillerman - Russ Yelburton"

"Perry Lopez - Lieutenant Lou Escobar"

"John Huston - Noah Cross"

"Faye Dunaway - Evelyn Cross Mulwray"

"Jack Nicholson - Jake 'J.J' Gittes"

"Lawrence Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

"Man with Knife: You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses. [flicks knife, cutting open Jake's nostril] Next time you lose the whole thing. Cut it off and feed it to my goldfish. Understand? Understand!?"

"Morty: In the middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns! Only in L.A."

"Kevin Pollak - Todd Hockney"

"Suzy Amis - Edie Finneran"

"Pete Postlethwaite - Kobayashi"

"Chazz Palminteri - Dave Kujan, US Customs"

"Kevin Spacey - Verbal Kint"

"Benicio del Toro - Fred Fenster"

"Gabriel Byrne - Dean Keaton"

"Stephen Baldwin - Michael McManus"

"Get your rest, gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. And your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus's nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?"

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."

"Old McDonald had a farm, ee-eye-ee-eye-oh/And on that farm he shot some guys... Bada bing, bada bing bang boom."

"[counting off the men he is about to shoot] One, two, three, four, five... Oswald was a fag."

"I'm the guy that's gonna get you. I just wanted you to know that."

"A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die."

"You get NO immunity from me, you piece of shit! Every criminal I've put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on!"

"I'm smarter than you, and I'm going to find out what I want to know, and I'm going to get it from you whether you like it or not."

"Convince me, and tell me every last detail."

"First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer."

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"And like that... poof... he's gone."

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God...and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze."

"What about it, Agent Kujan? If I told you the Loch Ness Monster blew up that boat, what would you say?"

"To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station..."

"What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody."

"Callum Keith Rennie – Dodd"