"Hubert Hawkins: I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"

"Get it? Got it? Good."

"King Roderick: You spent some time in the Italian court?"

"King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do?"

"Hubert Hawkins: I am prepared to make a statement: When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born. When other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled, I proudly was loudly forlorn. My friends and my family looked at me clammily, thought there was something amiss: when others found various antics hilarious all I could manage was this [looks at his hands]"

"Dave Goelz as:"

"David Shaw Parker voices Old Joe"

"Michael Caine - Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge"

"Robin Weaver - Clara"

"Meredith Braun - Belle"

"Jessica Fox voices the Ghost of Christmas Past"

"Steven Mackintosh - Fred"

"David Rudman as:"

"Frank Oz as:"

"Jerry Nelson as:"

"Steve Whitmire as:"

"We're under attack!"

"Dude, you're a rockstar. Use it."

"You're going to need tighter pants and a tambourine."

"You dropped it, Curly. You swim for it."

"Dude, you can't keep hitting me."

"Take my advice and never get a girlfriend."

"The only reason why I'm here, why my brothers are here, is to get to know you better."

"Look, just so we're clear Luke "I'm Giving You The Fire" Williams or whatever your name is. Not one Rocker, not in a million years, would ever think about joining this narcissistic, overproduced ego factory."

"You're on."

"This is me trying to save something that I love."

"So you didn't give us a chance to answer back the other night. But you know what? That's gonna change. Camp Rock versus Camp Star: The Final Jam. What do you guys think about that?"

"Wow. Good luck finding a spotlight big enough to fit the both of you."

"All right Camp Rockers. Everything is about winning the competition. Everything!"

"This is our summer and we're not giving up."

"An X-Rated Musical Comedy."