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April 10, 2026
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"Glottis: {Glottis and Velasco about the Bone Wagon} Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there..."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Some festival, eh?"
"Manny: Bound only by the paper-thin wrappings of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera."
"Manny: {when using Domino's door} Domino's door is locked. Probably scared I'll steal one of his files. Not a bad idea, actually."
"Manny: {when looking at Copal's door} Ah, the big, golden door to mediocre management."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Practicing what?"
"Manny: {when looking at the door to Manny's office} Wasn't too long ago that the name on the door was, "Supply Closet.""
"Bruno: {upon meeting Manny for the first time} Nice bath-robe"
"Manny: I'll just take a little more bread, to honor the dead."
"Balloon twister: I can do anything. I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one."
"Manny: My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books... "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that."
"Manny: {to Glottis} Hey, you a driver?"
"Manny: Ah the old files, the old clients, the glory days..."
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary, Eva."
"Manny: Better take these cards-- it looks like a long day of solitaire for me."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Could you teach me how to do that?"
"Manny: {when looking at the big sign in front of the D.O.D.} I remember the year they built that... Mostly because it cost so much we didn't get bonuses that year."
"Manny: It looks like a rope..."
"Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!"
"Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr. Flores, I am ready to take you now."
"Manny: Mind if I use your hole punch?"
"Salvador: Viva la Revolución!"
"Manny: It's the festival of the Day of the Dead. Really more of a living person's holiday, but we play along."
"Manny: {to Eva} I forget... am I supposed to be somewhere right now?"
"Manny: {to Eva} So... you going to the Christmas party?"
"Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire... to DRIVE!!"
"Manny: The Bread of the Dead."
"Manny: Glottis... Glottis... Is that a German name?"
"Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!"
"Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up the hole punch} Could I take your hole punch?"
"Manny: This <*object*> looks like it's about to fall apart."
"Manny: Why do some clients qualify for better travel packages?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Any messages for me?"
"Manny: I don't have a net, or a desire to have a pet pigeon."
"Salvador: {to Manny, about Meche} Manuel? Are you... in love with her?"
"Manny: I just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling."
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary's evil twin!"
"Manny: Have you thought about using messages tied to balloons? I can get you plenty of balloons."
"Manny: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?"
"Manny: What are they going to do to me?"
"Manny: Who's out there?"
"Salvador: {to Manny} Young man, you are an enemy of the Department of Death! Welcome to the club!"
"Manny: You're keeping me here because you need the eggs?"
"Manny: Buenos dias."
"Manny: As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
"Manny: Are you SURE you're Mercedes Colomar?"
"Manny: Just curious--How'd you get in there?"
"Manny: Hey, I'm still not getting any messages."
"Manny: Did you kill much when you were alive?"