"You Must Pass the "D-13" Test To Prepare You for the Horrifying Experience of Dementia 13. If You Fail the Test...You Will Be Asked to Leave the Theater!"

"William Campbell — Richard Haloran"

"Derry O'Donovan — Lillian, the maid"

"I've known this family for a very long time. I've been aware of the atmosphere of depression and the slightly demented quality that hangs over it."

"I've discovered things in this house that make me uneasy."

"These nursery rhymes are notoriously expressive."

"Mother, I don't care what tragedy hangs over this family. I want to get married. I'm engaged to be married. I'm going to get married."

"Billy Haloran: [singing] Fishy, Fishy, In the brook, Daddy caught you, On a hook..."

"Castle Haloran is a bit perplexing, a very strange place really, old and musty, the kind of place you'd expect a ghost to like to wander around in."

"Kane: Sometimes I get the feeling you think I'm some sort of a Christmas Tree decoration. Hang me up and look at me on all happy days and tie me up and put me in a box when it gets gloomy."

"The typewriter. He wouldn't forget that. He'd have to write letters on the plane. I wonder if he'll rot under water?"

"You know, the one thing in the world that really chills my bones to the marrow is when a pretty girl in a wedding dress looks at me and finds me repulsive."

"Simon: Forgive me, Miss. The last thing in the world old Simon would want to do is to frighten a fresh, young beauty - like yourself."

"Drink's the only road to survival in this climate. Despite your useless American education, you're still Irish, you know. Drink up."

"Simon: Don't turn me over to the bulls."

"People eat fish, Grogan. Fish don't eat people."

"Reporter: Terror, horror, death. Film at eleven."

"Lost River Lake was a thriving resort - until they discovered..."

"Roland Esquivel — McCreedy"

"Josh Green — Kyle"

"Jordana Berliner — Daphne"

"Ashley Ausburn — Buffy"

"They're Here...Hungry for flesh! Who Can Stop Them?"

"Sharks come alone. Piranha come in thousands."

"Jason Buuck — Nick"

"Bradford Dillman — Paul Grogan"

"Heather Menzies — Maggie McKeown"

"Kevin McCarthy — Dr. Robert Hoak"

"Ricky G. Paull — Chris Kimbrough"

"Leslie Graves — Allison Dumont"

"Tricia O'Neil — Anne Kimbrough"

"Steve Marachuk — Tyler Sherman"

"It all started just as a vacation"

"Lance Henriksen — Steve Kimbrough"

"Ted Richert — Raoul"

"Do you dive on the first date?"

"Shannon Collins — Suzie Grogan"

"Shawn Nelson — Whitney"

"Richard Deacon — Earl Lyon"