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"Yes or Yes?"
"In the Underworld, you never turn down a job."
"James Fox - Harry"
"Sexy Beast was the beginning of a new phase for me of working with first time filmmakers. Jonathan Glazer was a television commercials director in the UK, and a wonderful talent. We were sent this script which he was attached to, and out came this wonderful film. It was very stimulating having a first time talent... The dialogue as you see in this film is exceptional. I had never read a script like it, and I thought, this has got to be made. It was very difficult to get insurance on the film actually. When the American studio bought the film, their legal department said: "You cannot make this." It has something like 300 uses of the word "cunt", and 400 "fucks", but somehow it passed the censorship and got out there."
"Cavan Kendall - Aitch (final film role)"
"Where there's a will - and there is a fucking will - there's a way - and there is a fucking way."
"You were right Don. Technically speaking, you were right. But you're dead. So shut up."
"[raising his glass] Gentlemen! You're all cunts."
"There's a bit of the beast in all of us."
"Sometimes It's Hard To Say No."
"[to Gal] Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Holdall. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? [He gut-punches Gal] What you think this is the Wheel of Fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?"
"You're on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three. Depends on the usual bumflufferies. It's not about the money with you and me is it, Gal? It's the charge, it's the bolt, it's the buzz, it's the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. Am I right?"
"You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!"
"Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!"
"But quite frankly your attitude appalls me. It's not what you're saying. It's all this stuff you're not saying. Insinnuendos."
"I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?"
"Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny... suggestive. Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges... contact the British embassy. I'd rather not pursue those channels, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke. I don't want to lose the man his job. Man's got to eat. And I'm sure he's not representative of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled. The one with the ginger hair."
"People say, "Don't you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. Fucking place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "What's it like, then, Spain?" And I'll say, "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's fucking hot. Too hot? Not for me, I love it.""
"I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a cunt."
"Steve Miner (uncredited) - Hippie taunting Deputy"
"Ada Washington - Ada"
"Martin Kove - Deputy"
"Marc Sheffler - Junior Stillo"
"Cynthia Carr - Estelle Collingwood"
"Gaylord St. James - Dr. John Collingwood"
"Jeramie Rain - Sadie"
"Marshall Anker - Sheriff"
"Fred Lincoln - Fred "Weasel" Podowski"
"It rests on 13 acres of earth over the very center of hell...!"
"WARNING: Not Recommended for Persons Over 30!"
"David A. Hess - Krug Stillo"
"Mari, 17, is dying. Even for her the worst is yet to come."
"[to Estelle] I could make love to a looker like you with my hands tied behind my back."
"Estelle Collingwood: If God had meant women to go around with their busts exposed, Mari Collingwood, he wouldn't have given us clothes!"
"Sandra Peabody - Mari Collingwood"
"To avoid fainting, keep repeating: "It's only a movie, only a movie, only a movie...""
"Lucy Grantham - Phyllis Stone"
"I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, woodsiest sex crime ever was? Hey, Krug, what do you think the sex crime of the century was?"
"Thomas G. Waites - Frankie's man"
"Brian Burke (actor) - Frankie's man"
"Michael Cumpsty - Frankie's man"
"Deirdre O'Connell - Irene"
"Burgess Meredith - Finn"
"Marco St. John - Jimmy Cavello"
"[trying to get his girlfriend to have sex with him] Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?"
"Mo Gaffney - Maureen"
"John Turturro - Nick"
"John C. Reilly - Stevie McGuire"
"Sean Penn - Terry Noonan"
"Gary Oldman - Jackie Flannery"