Independent Films

"[To Jonas] I will take a finger for every day you do not bring me my Porsche Carrera. I told you not to fuck with me didn't I?"

"Thomas Dekker as Jonas Trumball"

"[Pointing gun at Ronald] Okay, I've got a gun at your head!"

"Brent Briscoe as Wilerd"

"[Mocking her drug addiction] Hey Steph, you got a little something on your face."

"[Referring to the biblical prophet of Elijah] Yeah, he looks like Superman with a big star on his chest."

"Elijah is a prophet. He represents everyone who is in need and is always welcome."

"What? What, I'm fine. I'm fine. Stop, mom. Stop. Oh, look, there's a camera. [Puts arm on mother's shoulders] Look, mom, smile. Smile."

"[Referring to Kelly] What should we do this with this trollop, hmm!"

"[Meets Michael at door of beach house after buying a train ticket] I'm sorry. I tried. [They then make love]"

"I'm fine. I'm just high. [She eventually becomes a fatal drug overdose victim]"

"[Hands a cash wad to foster brother] Here. Go have some fun, okay? Don't turn into an asshole like Wilerd."

"[To foster mother] We were climbing this volcano and when we got to the top, he proposed, and I said yes."

"Okay. There's one thing you can't hock. It's David's father's ring. It's the only thing he has to remember him by."

"I was hanging out with some guys who like to smoke. It wasn't the taste and it wasn't the smoke. It was the idea, you know? That- that's what they did at the top. And that's what I wanted. I wanted to be right at the top."

"[Pretending to have just been married into wealth] Yeah. I was gonna invite you, but it happened so quick. It happened in Maui."

"[Referring to Kelly] You women are all the same, you are all cunts."

"No, we can skip all that tonight. Let's just make this about the family and the love that's at this table. And I guarantee you, in twenty years, you'll understand how important that is."

"[To David] Are you going to bless the meal? [Realising he is not in any mood to celebrate] Michael, turn off the camera."

"Well, isn't that my little girl? Well, goddamn, look at you."

"Mimi Kennedy as Judge Janovich"

"Yeah, you raised me up, didn't you, Wilerd?!"

"Okay, Mr. Silverman, Mr. College graduate, what's next?"

"Lisa Brenner as Juliet"

"David Ellison as Romeo"

"Maree Cheatham as Elderly Woman"

"Benjamin Brown as Aaron"

"Zach Galifianakis as Bucky"

"Don McManus as Dennis Rivers"

"Martin Spanjers as Seth"

"Liza Weil as Norma"

"Lee Weaver as Barney"

"Matthew Modine as Mr. Jack"

"Callum Blue as Sweet Stephen Miller"

"Adam Baldwin as Tommy the Cop"

"Joanna Kelly as Jill"

"Paul Adelstein as Philly"

"Nicole Dalton as Jessica"

"Gee, if you're not Stephanie Sinclair, and I'm not Stephanie Sinclair, and this is Stephanie Sinclair's apartment, then what the fuck are we all doing here?"

"Callie Hernandez as Millicent Sevence"

"Jessica Makinson as Mrs. Sevence"

"Sky Elobar as Clerk"

"Chris Gann as Jefferson Sevence"

"Don McManus as Final Man"

"Jeremy Bobb as Songwriter"

"Rex Linn as Manager"

"Jeannine Cota as Botox Reporter (as Jennine Cota)"

"Riley Keough as Sarah"

"Riki Lindhome as Actress"

"Topher Grace as Bar Buddy"