First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Barry Cryer: "If I Was a Bitch Man, Poodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oo from Fiddler on the Woof""
"Willie Rushton: "Pekinese-up Mother Brown""
"Graeme Garden: "Daydream Retriever by The Mongrels""
"Barry Cryer: "Dog-fanciers' favourite groups include: The Pointer Sisters, Vet Vet Vet and There's A Good Boy-zone""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Making Whoopsie""
"Willie Rushton: "Good Collie, Miss Molly""
"Barry Cryer: "The Beagles Anthology including: Hey Chewed, Oh Mr Postman, Labrador Rigby, A Little Whelp From My Friends by Joe Cocker""
"Barry Cryer: "Tom Bones singing My, My, My, Rottweiler""
"Graeme Garden: "The Miniature-Schnauzer the Joint""
"Graeme Garden: "Pit Bulls, People Who Need Pit Bulls""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Breed Myself a Setter""
"Barry Cryer: "I Got Plenty of Mutton, from Porky and Bess.""
"Willie Rushton: "Someday My Mince Will Come""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "When I-rissoles Are Smiling""
"Graeme Garden: "New Pork New Pork, so good they ate it twice.""
"Barry Cryer: "Chop Chop, the Wonder Horse""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's a Hong Kong song, How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?""
"Barry Cryer: "Joseph and his Amazingly... Technicolor... Entrecote, I wish I was dead...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "(I Can't Get No) Putrifaction""
"Barry Cryer: "Wasn't Meat Loaf the Artist Formerly Known as Mince?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Anyone Who Had a Heart.""
"Willie Rushton: "It seems to me I've heard this song beef-""
"Barry Cryer: "Chitterling Chitterling Banger Banger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There Will Never Be Another Ewe""
"Willie Rushton: "Back in the Saddle of Lamb.""
"Barry Cryer: "Anything from Grease.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Best of ABBA-toir.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's a German Second World War butchers' song - Veal Meet Again.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Dance of the Seven Veals from the opera Salami.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A rather worrying Fats Waller number, The Joint is Jumping...""
"Willie Rushton: "Fillets.""
"Graeme Garden: "Sirloin, It's Been Good to Gnaw You""
"Barry Cryer: "From Rasher With Love""
"Graeme Garden: "You Say Tomato, I Say...Eh??""
"Barry Cryer: "Another One Bites the Crust""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "We're All Going On A Saga Holiday""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Stairlift to Heaven""
"Graeme Garden: "Hit Me With Your Walking Stick""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hippy Hippy Replacement""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Wide Eyed & Legless with Hot Chocolate""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Gout""
"Barry Cryer: "I Heard It Through The Deaf Aid""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I'm Putting In My Top Set...""
"Barry Cryer: "Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're Adorable...Eh??""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Baby, Will You Light The Fire""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Staying Alive""
"Rob Brydon: "Mandy""