"You should write these kiss-offs down. How to crush a woman's soul in ten words or less. That was ten, wasn't it? [counting] You're-terrific-Sensational-really-but-I'm-not-right-for-you. Yep. Ten."

"[on the phone] The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul. Of course I'm crazy about him."

"If I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra."

"I said you look like a man in need of a coke."

"You know, I never knew what love was until I met your mother. And by then it was too late."

"Madeleine Stowe - Gracie"

"Jon Stewart - Trent"

"Gena Rowlands - Hannah"

"Dennis Quaid - Hugh"

"Bethany Allyn - Catherine"

"Remone Bradley - Erwin"

"Anthony Wong - Tom"

"Zachary Marsh - Nick"

"Haley Urman - Courtney"

"Emily Ann Lloyd - Jennifer"

"Tina Hart - Dorothy"

"Odette Yustman - Rosa"

"Amber Reaves - Mary"

"Ross Malinger - Harvey"

"Nicole Nagorsky - Heather"

"Adam Wylie - Larry"

"James Chance - Matthew"

"Miko Hughes - Joseph"

"Krystle Mataras - Rina, Tina’s twin sister"

"Tiffany Mataras - Tina, Rina's twin sister"

"Amy Wald - Sarah"

"Ian Baumer - Sam"

"Jimmy Darrin Jackson III - Sedgewinn"

"John Graas - Kevin"

"Brian Wagner - William"

"Medha Garg - Latiana"

"Tameka Runnels - Keisha"

"Ben Diskin - Sylvester"

"Robert Cave - John"

"[last words before he gets shot three times in the chest by John Kimble, killing him instantly] The boy... is mine! HE'S MY BOY! You get your own goddamn family!"

"Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing. I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah. I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you."

"[to Eleanor after knocking her unconscious with a baseball bat] You're not so tough without your car, are you?"

"You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it. [Kimble: Oh, they're okay. Don't worry. Everything's under control.]"

"Good morning. [Kids: Good morning, Mr. Kimble.] Sit down. [the kids obey] It's very nice to see you all again. Meet my very good friend, Phoebe O'Hara. [Kids: Good morning, Phoebe.] Now, Ms. O'Hara is going to talk to you about something very important. So I want you to pay real attention to what she has to say, okay? [to Phoebe] Remember, no fear."

"[to a fat kid who stole his friends' lunches] Are these all your lunches? [lifts the kid who shakes his head in disagreement] You mean you eat other people's lunches?! STOP IT! [the fat kid spits out food as Kimble drops him and starts to walk away]"

"[when he approaches and pins an abusive father to a car] You hit the kid, I hit you!"

"Today, we're going to play a new, fun game. It's called "police school". I'm going to be your sheriff, you're going to be my deputy trainees. [the kids groan nonchalantly] Come on! Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now; you belong to me! You're not gonna have your mommies running behind you anymore to wipe your little tushies! Oh, no. it's time now to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining, no more, "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom". Nothing! [brief pause] THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"

"Hey, come here. If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you. [snaps a pencil in front of a kid]"

"Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [cocks his gun] ...and I love my car."

"Ben McCreary - Lowell"

"Marissa Rosen - Samantha"

"Sarah Rose Karr - Emma"

"Peter Rakow - Joshua"