"[to Jimmy over his anger at his "He's engaged!" tagline during the Hollywood Television Showcase performance] I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."

"Holmes Osborne - Mr. Patterson"

"Larry Antonino - Scott "Wolfman" Pell"

"Chris Isaak - Uncle Bob"

"Alex Rocco - Sol Siler"

"Obba Babatundé - Lamarr"

"Giovanni Ribisi - Chad"

"Bill Cobbs - Del Paxton"

"Charlize Theron - Tina Powers"

"Liv Tyler - Faye Dolan"

"Ethan Embry - "T. B. Player," a.k.a. The Bass Player"

"Steve Zahn - Leonard "Lenny" Haise"

"Johnathon Schaech - James "Jimmy" Mattingly II"

"Tom Everett Scott - Guy "Shades" Patterson"

"Tom Hanks - Mr. White"

"Don Omar - Rico Santos"

"Ron Yuan - David Park"

"Greg Cipes - Dwight Mueller"

"Mirtha Michelle - Cara Mirtha"

"Liza Lapira - Sophie Trinh"

"Shea Whigham - Michael Stasiak"

"Jack Conley - Penning"

"Tego Calderón - Leo Tego"

"Sung Kang - Han Seoul-Oh"

"Gal Gadot - Gisele Yashar"

"Laz Alonso - Fenix Calderon"

"John Ortiz - Arturo Braga / Ramon Campos"

"Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto"

"Michelle Rodriguez - Leticia "Letty" Ortiz"

"Paul Walker - Brian O'Conner"

"Vin Diesel - Dominic Toretto"

"New Model. Original Parts."

"Danny De La Paz - Puppet"

"Vira Montes - Esperanza Santana"

"Dyana Ortelli - Yolanda"

"Sal Lopez - Pedro Santana"

"Pepe Serna - Mundo"

"William Forsythe - J.D."

"Edward James Olmos - Montoya Santana"

"The state is so lame, they paid for the game."

"Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - El Japo"

"Jacob Vargas - Paulito"

"Daniel Villarreal - Little Puppet"

"Russell Brand as Aldous Snow, a free-spirited rock star with a faltering career who first appears in Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

"[Jiggling a hooker's breasts] It's better than Christmas!"