"W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed."

"I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century."

"We have 10 minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan."

"Miss Maggie does not do windows."

"Did the lawyer split?"

"[Talking to herself] Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people..."

"[Walking through house wreckage, last lines] This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!"

"Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?"

"Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof."

"[As Arthur begins to descend down the basement stairs] What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!"

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within 10 feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures. I touch anyone and a whole lifetime of shit just flashes in front of my eyes! So yeah, I'm a little depraved!"

"I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!"

"(triggering walls to crush and kill Kalina) We all have to make sacrifices."

"Howdy partiner"

"Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months."

"Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure."

"Walter Sparrow - Ben Weatherstaff"

"Laura Crossley - Martha Sowerby"

"Colin Bruce - Major Lennox (Mary's father)"

"Irène Jacob - Mrs. Lennox (Mary's mother) / Lilias Craven (Colin's mother)"

"John Lynch - Lord Archibald Craven (Colin's father and Mary's uncle)"

"Heydon Prowse - Colin Craven"