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April 10, 2026
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"Frank Gifford - Himself"
"Dan Dierdorf - Himself"
"Al Michaels - Himself"
"Roy Firestone - Himself"
"Emily Procter - Former Girlfriend"
"Lucy Liu - Former Girlfriend"
"Drake Bell - Jesse Remo"
"Beau Bridges - Matt Cushman"
"Eric Stoltz - Ethan Valhere"
"Glenn Frey - Dennis Wilburn"
"Jared Jussim - Dicky Fox"
"Jeremy Suarez - Tyson Tidwell"
"Mark Pellington - Bill Dooler"
"Todd Louiso - Chad the Nanny"
"Jonathan Lipnicki - Ray Boyd"
"Regina King - Marcee Tidwell"
"Bonnie Hunt - Laurel Boyd"
"Jay Mohr - Bob Sugar"
"Jerry O'Connell - Frank Cushman"
"Kelly Preston - Avery Bishop"
"Renée Zellweger - Dorothy Boyd"
"Cuba Gooding Jr. - Rod Tidwell"
"Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire"
"Show me the money!"
"The journey is everything."
"The rest of his life begins now."
"Everybody loved him... Everybody disappeared."
"Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money."
"I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?"
"Look I don't have all the answers. To be honest, in life, I failed as often as I succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success."
"I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back."
"Bob Sugar said I don't understand what it's like to be a black man? I'm Mister black people!"