"[Upon seeing Washington shows up with a hit squad] He Must've Grown Up In A White Neighbourhood [On seeing his being held at gunpoint] Oh, thank you Jesus!"

"[After firing off two shots an a senior woman's vehicle, making it skid to a halt] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle. [The vehicle instantly explodes]"

"Robinne Lee as Denise"

"Steve Zahn as Hank Rafferty"

"This Christmas, seize eternity."

"An outcast exiled, enslaved, destined for revenge."

"Togo Igawa as Tengu Lord"

"I had a partner! I would have taken a bullet for him! You I'm having a hard time not shooting!"

"Natsuki Kunimoto as Riku"

"Shû Nakajima as Horibe (as Shu Nakajima)"

"Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shogun Tsunayoshi"

"Hiroshi Yamada as Hara"

"Neil Fingleton as Lovecraftian Samurai"

"I know baby. But I promise you. My life is already pretty much figured out."

"Rinko Kikuchi as Witch"

"Jin Akanishi as Chikara"

"Min Tanaka as Lord Asano"

"Masayoshi Haneda as Yasuno"

"Tadanobu Asano as Lord Kira"

"Hiroshi Sogabe as Hazama"

"Takato Yonemoto as Basho"

"[A tall woman is holding Earl up with one hand] Okay, put him down. [Woman looks at him quizzically] In a minute or, two. Don't hurry."

"[Recurring line] What the problem is?"

"Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man."

"Kô Shibasaki as Mika"

"[First lines] Ancient feudal Japan, a land shrouded in mystery, forbidden to foreigners. A group of magical islands home to witches and demons. A nation of rival provinces whose lords were ruled by a shogun whose will is absolute. Peace in the realm is kept by the samurai, master swordsmen tasked with protecting their lord and their province at all costs. Should a samurai ever lose of fail his master, he suffers the greatest shame in all Japanese society. He becomes a ronin. And yet, to know they story of the 47 Ronin, is to know the story of all Japan."

"[To a bowing Kai] I would rather have been killed by that beast than be saved by a half-breed."

"Kai, forgive me for not thanking you for defeating the beast and saving my life. A samurai does not take credit for victories of others. [Presents Basho's sword to Kai] This belonged to Basho. A samurai wears two swords. [Kai takes the sword and bows]"

"No one, but you and I, can know that you are, and will always be, the joy of my life."

"Hiroyuki Sanada as Oishi"

"[To Witch] My Lady, Kai has returned."

"Keanu Reeves as Kai"

"Julian Richings as Orr"

"Albert Chung as George"

"Kris Lemche as Scott"

"Normand D'Amour as Wilson"

"Charles Martin Smith as Barnes"

"Jacques Godin as Saunders"

"Katharine Isabelle as Elyse"

"[Laughs hysterically] Go, my young friends! Go off and make something of yourselves!"

"Roy Lund as Casino #1 BJ Dealer #1"