"I have a friend who is very special to me. He's sweet and exceptionally intelligent, but, well - he's not really a - I mean, a relationship between us would be impossible. It would never, could never, work out."

"William Lanteau – Charlie Martin"

"Dabney Coleman – Bill Ray"

"Doug McKeon – Billy Ray"

"Jane Fonda – Chelsea Thayer Wayne"

"Henry Fonda – Norman Thayer Jr."

"Katharine Hepburn – Ethel Thayer"

"when life is at its finest...when love is at its fullest..."

"A TRIPLE ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER!"

"Chelsea, Norman is eighty years old. He has heart palpitations and trouble remembering things. Just when did you expect this friendship to begin?"

"You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it."

"Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about something? You're a big girl now. Aren't you tired of it all? Bore, bore. It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling. Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it."

"That son of a bitch happens to be my husband."

"[to Norman] Don't be such an old poop!"

"[to Ethel] Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"

"[to Bill] Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?"

"One robot's 200 year journey to become an ordinary man."

"Lynne Thigpen - World Congress President Marjorie Bota"

"Quinn Smith - Frank Charney"

"Scott Waugh - Motorcycle Punk"

"Stephen Root - Dennis Mansky - Head of NorthAm Robotics"

"Igor Hiller - Lloyd Charney - Age 10"

"Bradley Whitford - Lloyd Charney"

"John Michael Higgins - Bill Feingold - Martin's Lawyer"

"Angela Landis - 'Miss' Amanda Martin"