"[reading from the newspaper] "At the fatal stroke of eleven p.m. Rocky was led through the little green door of death. No sooner had he entered the death chamber, than he tore himself from the guard's grasp, flung himself on the floor, screaming for mercy. And as they dragged him to the electric chair, he clawed wildly at the floor with agonised shrieks. In contrast to his former heroics, Rocky Sullivan died a coward"."

"No! I don't want to die! Oh, please! I don't want to die! Oh, please! Don't make me burn in hell. Oh, please let go of me! Please don't kill me! Oh, don't kill me, please!"

"'Morning, gentlemen. Nice day for a murder."

"This very afternoon, I was approached with a sugarcoated proposition...a bribe offered me by this corrupt officialdom. $100,000 for the building and equipment of a recreation center in my parish if I would agree to refrain from further attacks...if I would sabotage this campaign...if I would shut my eyes, stop my ears and hold my tongue. But the building of an isolated playground to shield my boys from crime is not rooting out the crime itself. We must wipe out those we have ignorantly elected and those who control and manipulate this diseased officialdom behind locked doors. We must rid ourselves of the criminal parasites that feed on us. We must wipe out those we have ignorantly elected and those who manipulate this diseased officialdom behind locked doors."

"Steve Sires – Bill Gates"

"Aaron Sorkin – Ad Executive"

"Shelby Young – K.C."

"Malese Jow – Alice Cantwel"

"Dakota Johnson – Amelia Ritter"

"Patrick Mapel – Chris Hughes"

"David Selby – Gage"

"John Getz – Sy"

"Wallace Langham – Peter Thiel"

"Douglas Urbanski – Larry Summers"

"Patrick Mapel as Chris Hughes"

"Dustin Fitzsimons – The Phoenix S-K Club President"

"Rooney Mara – Erica Albright"

"Joseph Mazzello – Dustin Moskovitz"

"Rashida Jones – Marylin Delpy"

"Brenda Song – Christy Lee"

"Max Minghella – Divya Narendra"

"Armie Hammer – Cameron Winklevoss/Tyler Winklevoss"

"Justin Timberlake – Sean Parker"

"Andrew Garfield – Eduardo Saverin"

"Jesse Eisenberg – Mark Zuckerberg"

"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be."

"[to Mark, telling him to settle with the Winkelvoss twins for $65 million] Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket."

"[after Mark unsuccessfully tries to apologize for the Facemash stunt] Good luck with your video game."

"[to Mark] You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

"The internet isn't written in pencil, Mark. It's written in ink."

"A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars."

"Erica Albright's a bitch. Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht, or do you think that's because all BU girls are bitches? For the record, she may look like a 34C, but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B as in barely anything there. False Advertising."

"You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."

"A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair."

"What if I did drink too much wine? Whose business is that anyway? Who knows how much I didn't drink, huh?"

"James Gammon - Reverend Chester"