"I think it means that our father finally came to his senses and cut this worthless little brat out of his will. (to Ransom) So I guess you're gonna have to sell the Beamer and give your notice at the country club and kick whatever fashion drug you're on, because if you think that after all the bridges you've burned, after all the shit you've said and after everything that you've put this family through for the past ten years that any of us are going to support you, that any of us are going to give you - like DAD liked to say - "a single red DIME", you're NUTS!"

"(questioned about Jacob) He's an alt-right dipstick troll."

"That... was the dumbest car chase of all time."

"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."

"Oh they're my family. I feel simultaneously freed by and supported by them, that balance of opposites is the nugget of Flam."

"Wait a minute - I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you!"

"Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings."

"The best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true."

"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom? "My will" and "I'm warning you.""

"Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue."

"You have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths."

"You and Harlan were "drama mamas", you shared a love of twisting the knife into one another. You see, I don't believe he would have slipped it in halfway. No, no, no. I submit Harlan told you everything."

"But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth, but what you do with the truth once you have it."

"Oh just shut up! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried Foghorn Leghorn drawl!"

"I'm not playing to beat you, I'm playing to build a beautiful pattern."

"You want my insight into this family? None of them are murderers. That's my insight."

"I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center – it is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its hole, and our donut is not whole at all!"

"Eric Poppick as Deliveryman."

"Scott Lincoln as Man in Cadillac."

"Thom Bray as Shoplifter in Bookstore."

"Raye Birk as The Jogger."

"Elizabeth Ruscio as Frankie."

"Vyto Ruginis as K.E. Graybow."

"Larry Mintz as Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno."

"Ethan Phillips as Barman. (uncredited)"

"Lesley Ann Warren as Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake."

"James Handy as Carson Verrill."

"G.W. Bailey as Ray Kirschman."

"Anne De Salvo as Detective Todras."

"Whoopi Goldberg as Bernice Rhodenbarr."

"Bobcat Goldthwait as Carl Hefler."

"John Goodman as Detective Nyswander."

"[listening to the loud sounds of sex] Who is this guy? [listening to even louder sounds of sex] And why don't I have his phone number?"

"[to the man who just tried to kill her by drowning] You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!"

"It's not what you steal... it's who you steal it from."

"Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake: There is a DISTINCT difference between killing someone and fucking them!"

"Carl Hefler: Did you know that policemen have the highest rate of suicide?"

"Frankie: That's not really my forte."