"You can't care about anyone else. Everyone else is an obstacle. You care what an obstacle wants or feels, you're dead. If I cared about anyone or thing, I might have died like so many brilliant women with a drawer full of unseen genius and a heart full of sad bitterness. You have the talent for your own label. Whether you have the killer instinct is the big question."

"Looks like I've found my new signature piece. How do you like it?"

"Fuck off hoe! *"

"Emma Stone as Estella von Hellman/Cruella de Vil"

"Emma Thompson as Baroness von Hellman"

"Being a genius is one thing. Raising a genius, however, does come with its challenges."

"Andrew Leung as Jeffery"

"How does the saying go? I am woman, Hear me roar. That wasn't much of a thing back in 1964 but it was about to be."

""Ignore them"? Didn't I just say, "Hear me roar"?"

"I found friends in unlikely places."

"I'm just getting started, darling."

"I want to make art, and I want to make trouble."

"Jamie Demetriou as Gerald"

"Joel Fry as Jasper Badun"

"I look stunning, I don’t know about familiar."

"Paul Walter Hauser as Horace"

"Kayvan Novak as Roger Dearly"

"Mayhem at its finest!"

"Gotham's worst brings out their best. Meet Harley Quinn, Black Canary, Huntress, Renee Montoya, and Cassandra Cain."

"Chris Messina as Victor Zsasz"

"Ella Jay Basco as Cassandra Cain"

"Ali Wong as Ellen Yee"

"Rosie Perez as Renee Montoya"

"Margot Robbie as Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn"

"Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Helena Bertinelli / Huntress"

"Jurnee Smollett-Bell as Dinah Lance / Black Canary"

"Ewan McGregor as Roman Sionis / Black Mask"

"Prey for Gotham!"

"[to Harley, during the scene where she was held hostage by Black Mask, before revealing she put a grenade on him with the pin she held on her finger] I took your ring!"

"Here's the thing, Romy, baby. Your "protection" is based on the fact that people are scared of you. Just like they're scared of Mister J. But I'm the one they should be scared of. Not you! Not Mister J! Because I'm Harley fucking Quinn!"

"[After Dinah uses her Canary Cry to defeat Sionis' mobsters and help Harley give a speed boost to catch up with Sionis' car, before fainting from using her power] Told you she had a killer voice."

"[when picking up a grenade from Harley's chest of weapons] Dope."

"Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the before mentioned madman and going out on your own. Number two... Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That's crazy. I'm not shopping at this store. I'm robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson. Paying is for dummies."

"I want to kill you, because without the Joker around... I can. For all your noise and bluster, you're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her."

"[Narrating an animated/live action flashback of her origins] They say "If you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning". [A sperm cell penetrates an oval cell] Too far? Fine. This is me, Harleen Quinzel. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer, but however many times he tried to ditch me, I kept coming back. Eventually, he found me a new home; the good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. But I was never an "establishment" kinda gal. All things considered, I did good. I even went to college, got my Ph.D., Had my heart broken once or twice; finding love, it's not easy. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. That's when I met him – Mister J, my Joker! Oh, I fell hard – like "out of a plane without a parachute, right on your dumb fucking face" kinda hard! I lost all sense of who I was, I only had eyes for Puddin’. We all know the saying: "Behind every successful man, there's a badass broad". Well, that was me! I was the brains behind some of Mister J's greatest stunts! Not that he let anyone know it. I guess all good things have to come to an end. So... we broke up."

"Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof!"

"He's after all of us! [Cassandra states] The kid just robbed him! [To Canary] You betrayed him! [To Huntress] You killed his BFF! [To Montoya] And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him! So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, and let Roman go finger-fishing through the kid's intestinal tract, we're going to have to work together!"

"Friends! Brothers! Men of Gotham! I have funded you. I have protected you. I've scratched your backs and kept you out of jail. Well, now it's time to say thank you. Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis!"

"I know the East End better than anybody. You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. Mister J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park!"

"I'm gonna pin it on ya, see? I'm gonna pin it on ya! [fade to Daffy playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey] I'll pin it on ya or my name ain't Duck Twacy."

"NEON NOODLE?!"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Duck Twacy / Wolf Man / Rubber Head / Neon Noodle / Pig."

"[first lines; waiting for the mailman] Sufferin' succotash! WHY DON'T HE GET HERE?"

"A trapdoor? Very ingenious. Duck Twacy is too smart for a trap like that! [stands beside the doormat] I shall ring the bell from here. [does so, only for the trapdoor to actually be where he is standing, sending him falling into an underground room] Was that really necessary?!"

"Must be the Human Fly. [starts to walk across the ceiling] Nothing's impossible for Duck Twacy!"

"Scram, Sherlock. I'm working this side of the street."

"DeWayne Jessie - Stanley Flowers"

"David Proval - Officer Nelson"

"Diana Douglas - Adrian Caulfield"

"Michael Ensign - Judge Kirkland"