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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Cheech Marin - Felix Gumm"
"Lay one hand on me and I'll sue! PRINCIPAL MOSS!!"
"Bobby Edner - Francis"
"Antonio Banderas - Gregorio Cortez (the father of Carmen & Juni)"
"George Lopez as Glaze"
"Lucas Till as Larry"
"Katherine Boecher as Tatiana Creel"
"Billy Ray Cyrus as Colton James"
"Will Shadley as Ian"
"Alina Foley as Nora"
"Jeff Chase as Russian Thug"
"Magnús Scheving as Anton Poldark"
"Jackie Chan as Bob Ho"
"Amber Valletta as Gillian"
"Madeline Carroll as Farren"
"The Game is over"
"The game is up"
"Coming At You July 25"
"3rd Mission. 3rd Dimension"
"Mel Brooks as Mr. Toilet Man"
"Roseanne Barr as Julie Ubriacco"
"Damon Wayans as Eddie"
"Bruce Willis as Mikey Ubriacco"
"Kerri Kenney-Silver - Kathy"
"Michaela Watkins - Marisa Gergenblatt"
"Ray Liotta - himself"
"Jordan Peele - Rodney Wilson"
"Trisha Paytas - Davidson's Wife"
"Kathryn Hahn - Karen"
"Kirstie Alley as Mollie Ubriacco"
"Ken Marino - Rick Gergenblatt"
"Twink Caplan as Rona"
"Malin Ã…kerman - Eva"
"Lauren Ambrose - Almond Cohen"
"Joe Lo Truglio - Wayne Davidson"
"John Travolta as James Ubriacco"
"Gilbert Gottfried as Joey"
"Alan Alda - Carvin Wiggins"
"Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn."
"Leave your baggage behind."
"Paul Rudd - George Gergenblatt"
"Can somebody go a day in this place without a dick in their face?"
"Jennifer Aniston - Linda Gergenblatt"
"This is historic. The revolution has begun - all because this courageous woman saw an unjust world and waved her boobies at it."
"Justin Theroux - Seth"
"You know, it's amazing: I can remember Janice Wu with perfect clarity, I just can't remember where the deed is. You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed."
"Olympia Dukakis as Rosie Jensen"
"Elias Koteas as Stuart Jensen"
"Adam Williams as Sergeant Roberts"
"Norman Grabowski as Truck Driver"