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"The biggest cast ever assembled for the most outrageous comedy ever made."
"Hugh Jackman as Davis"
"Will Sasso as Jerry"
"Darby Lynn Totten - Woman"
"Charlie Saxton as Jay"
"James Hsu as Chinese Gangster #2"
"Valerie Mahaffey - Bitsy Simmons"
"Geoff Pierson - Carter Simmons"
"Gad Elmaleh - Xavier"
"Gary Valentine - Dallas"
"Rohan Chand - Gary Sadelstein"
"Richard Gere - Boss"
"Nick Swardson - Todd"
"Allen Covert - Otto"
"Kristin Davis - Delilah"
"Elodie Tougne - Sofie Sadelstein"
"Kate Winslet as Beth"
"Comedy. Exposed."
"Tim Meadows - Ted"
"Katrina Bowden as Stacey"
"Nate Hartley as Stevie Schraeder"
"Evan Jones — Lewis"
"Dylan Kenin — Pastor's Son"
"John Aylward — Pastor Wilson"
"Amick Byram — Marcus Thornton"
"[to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow."
"Alex Borstein — Millie"
"Ralph Garman — Dan"
"[apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am."
"Sarah Silverman — Ruth"
"Christopher Hagen — George Stark"
"Giovanni Ribisi — Edward"
"Neil Patrick Harris — Foy"
"Wes Studi — Cochise"
"Liam Neeson — Clinch Leatherwood"
"Rex Linn — Sheriff/Narrator"
"Adam Sandler - Jack Sadelstein/Jill Sadelstein"
"[to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates."
"I'm not a hero. I'm the guy in the corner, making fun of the hero's shirt. That's who I am."
"Bring protection."
"Seth MacFarlane — Albert Stark"
"[being offered a pot cookie by Anna] The last time somebody gave me one of these, I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind."
"Charlize Theron — Anna Barnes-Leatherwood"
"Beth Littleford as Mrs. Cutler"
"Amanda Seyfried — Louise"
"Katie Holmes - Erin Sadelstein"
"Marc Ambrose - Chappy"
"Eugenio Derbez - Felipe / Felipe's grandmother"
"Al Pacino - himself"
"Logan Holladay - White guy #5"