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April 10, 2026
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"Maurice Pierrat - French radio announcer"
"Hans Werner - German radio announcer"
"Hubert Deschamps - Policeman on the island"
"Jean Maxime - Sailor in the Café Crusoe"
"Palmyre Levasseur - Wife of the Registrar"
"Robert Murzeau - Captain Mike Dolan"
"Titys - Deputy to the Mayor"
"Henri Cote - Surveyor"
"Félix Oudart - Mayor and Registrar of Papeete"
"Charles Lémontier - Senior official"
"Robert Vattier - Yves Bonnefoy"
"Vittorio Caprioli - Pietro Poltroni"
"Lucien Callamand - Harbor official"
"André Randall - Phineas Bramwell"
"Luigi Tosi - Lt. Jack Frazer"
"Michael Dalmatoff - Alecto"
"Claude May - Miss Pringle"
"Olivier Hussenot - Monsieur Bonnet"
"Max Elloy - Antoine"
"Paul Frees - Antoine (English-dubbed voice)"
"Suzy Delair - Chérie Lamour"
"Suzet Maïs - Mrs. Dolan"
"Guglielmo Barnabò - Giovanni's employer"
"Stan Laurel - Stan"
"Adriano Rimoldi - Giovanni Copini"
"Oliver Hardy - Ollie"
"Philippe Richard - Manager of the Cacatoes Club"
"The big fright! The eerie sight!"
"Murray Hamilton — Wally Sanders"
"13 TERRIFIED TEENAGERS ON THE RUN!"
"Kathy Dunn — Candace "Candy" Hull"
"Joyce Taylor — Soldier"
"Hugh Marlowe — John Hull"
"Khigh Dhiegh — Kang"
"Norma Varden — Miss Pittford"
"[as the Tri-Star advertisement music begins playing, a stallion galloping onto the screen towards the Tri-Star logo] Easy boy, steady. [the stallion sprouts wings and leaps and flies over the Tri-Star logo] Wait? Whoa! Fuckin' wings? What's goin' on? [loud crashes, bangs, pots and pans hitting the floor than coming to a silence] Fuckin' white horse!"
"[last line (after credits)] Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?"
"Vanessa Williams - Gloria"
"Vincent Schiavelli - Dentist"
"Gene Wilder - George / Abe Fielding"
"Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine / Mimi Kravitz"
"Craig Richard Nelson - Walt"
"Stephen Lang - Rupert Dibbs"
"One is a professional. The other is pathological."
"Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash"
"One lies for fun. The other lies for money. Now that's teamwork."
"Meet two big liars."
"Joanna Barnes as Vicki Blake"
"J. Patrick McCormick as Les Blake"
"Molly Mueller as the Lohan double"