Comedy Films

"Can you feel the Ken-ergy? Feels so real, my Ken-ergy"

"Horses are just men extenders."

"To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways."

"Does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?"

"If I wasn't severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken."

"Some things have been happening that might be related. Cold shower. Falling off my roof. And my heels are on the ground."

"Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours."

"She thinks I’m a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"

"Do you guys ever think about dying?"

"It is the best day ever — and so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesdays, and every day from now until forever!"

"I'm not smart enough to be interesting. I can’t do brain surgery. I've never flown a plane. I'm not the President. No one on the Supreme Court is me. I’m not good enough for anything."

"Women are at the foundation of this company! There was a female CEO in the 90s and then another one... at some point. So that's two right there!"

"Ruth Handler: We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they’ve come."

"Kenmaid (Portrayed by John Cena): Hi, Barbie!"

"Helen Mirren - Narrator"

"Margot Robbie - Barbie"

"I'm just Ken and I'm enough. And I'm great at doing stuff."

"President Barbie: That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep]"

"Guy at the Beach: Give us a smile, blondie."

"You take a shot every time Barbie says the word 'patriarchy', you will pass out before the movie ends."

"It’s a f—— doll movie! It’s a doll movie. It’s a fun movie about dolls who come to life and try to interact with the real world."

"[cries] Don't look at me!"

"Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize."

"Will Ferrell - CEO of Mattel"

"(last lines, wearing a fuzzy blue and pink hoodie that says, "I Am Kenough." and weaving "goodbye" to Barbie) Thank you. Thank you, Barbie. Thank you."

"Party Like Your Life Depends on It."

"Jacob Latimore — Kevin"

"To become a champion, you must think like a champion."

"Tosin Cole — Damon"

"Your hairline is perfect. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous."

"Karen Obilom — Venus"

"You handled the decision to go to Miami perfectly."

"DC Young Fly — Vic"

"Karrueche Tran — Herself"

"Big Sean — Himself"

"Anthony Davis — Himself"

"Lena Waithe — Herself"

"Odell Beckham Jr. — Himself"

"Mark Cuban — Himself"

"Jamal Olori — Himself"

"Kid 'n Play — Themselves"

"Chauncey Hit-Boy Hollis — Himself"

"Tinashe — Herself"

"Juvenile — Himself"

"Carl Anthony Payne II — Himself"

"Tristan Thompson — Himself"

"Snoop Dogg — Himself"

"Watts Homie Quan — Himself"

"Shakira Ja'nai Paye — Mika"

"Walter Emanuel Jones — Himself"