"I saw the first Kick-Ass and I loved it. I thought it was an amazing movie. It’s just a great action film that caught me off-guard. You see all these super hero movies, and super heroes have a moral code that they live by and it seemed like in Kick-Ass, that wasn’t the case. It was survival on the streets and still try to fight crime. I think that’s a more realistic version of what vigilantes would be."

"You are so fucking dead, man! [gets stabbed by Hit-Girl]"

"[about to fire the bazooka] Say hello to my little friend!"

"Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!"

"[in mockingly childish falsetto] Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party! [in normal voice] Dumb little fucks."

"As a great man once said, "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"."

"That's right, we're superheroes, you love us."

"Mindy? No more homework, baby doll. It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye."

"[lifts up gun at Mindy] You're gonna be fine, babydoll! [shoots Mindy in the chest]"

"[while attempting to rescue a stubborn cat named 'Mister Bitey' who was stuck on a billboard platform] FUCK YOU, Mister Bitey! [falls off platform]"

"[after saving Big Daddy and Kick-Ass from being executed on live television] Show's over, motherfuckers. [destroys the video camera]"

"[after killing Cody in his car with a car crusher] What a douche."

"Noah Huntley - Edward Corrick"

"Peter Marinker - Captain Kilpack"

"Kathleen Quinlan - Lieutenant Peters"

"Sean Pertwee - Lieutenant Smith"

"Jason Isaacs - Lieutenant Commander D.J."

"Jack Noseworthy - Ensign Justin"

"Richard T. Jones - Lieutenant Cooper"

"Joely Richardson - Lieutenant Starck"

"Sam Neill - Dr. Weir"

"Laurence Fishburne - Captain Miller"

"Lt Cmdr D.J.: (after playing a recording of the ship's log) I thought it said libera te me, save me. But it's not me. It's liberate tute me—save yourself. And it gets worse. (Plays recording) There. I think that says ex inferis. Save yourself... from hell."

"Do you see?"

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

"You can't leave... she won't let you."

"[after watching the original crew's final chaotic log] We're leaving."

"God help us."

"Jason Flemyng - Malachi"

"Max von Sydow - Josiah Kane"

"Philip Winchester - Henry Telford"

"Alice Krige - Katherine Crowthorn"

"Pete Postlethwaite - William Crowthorn"

"Rachel Hurd-Wood - Meredith Crowthorn"

"James Purefoy - Solomon Kane"

"[As he casts Kane out of the Monastery] There are many paths to redemption... not all of them peaceful."

"[Closing line] Father, I have kept my promise and Meredith is returned to her mother. The demon is gone, banished to the shadows along with the sorcerer who had cursed us all. But evil is not so easily defeated, and I know I will have to fight again. I am a very different man now. Through all of my travels, all the things I've seen and all the things I've done, I have found my purpose. There was a time when the world was plunging into darkness. A time of witchcraft and sorcery, when no one stood against evil. That time...is over."

"Your father told me that if I save you, my soul would be redeemed. I have, and it is. And the Devil's claim on me is no more."

"This is your last chance to save your pitiful life."

"I was never more at home than I was in battle. Killing came easily to me."

"I am the only devil here!"

"[From trailer] There is evil walking on this earth. And I will hunt it down and send it burning back to hell."

"[On seeing a boy die before his eyes] If I kill you, I am bound for hell. It is a price I shall gladly pay."

"[Looking upwards toward God] Is this all that I am to you?"

"[On being confronted by The Devil's Reaper] You can tell your master that I am not yet ready for hell!"

"Barbara Hicks - Miss Tinker"

"Vivian Pickles - Matron"