"Margaret: Hail, behemoth, spirit of the dark, take thou my blood, my flesh, my skin and walk. Holy behemoth, father of my life, speak now, come now, rise now from the forest, from the furrows, from the fields and live."

"Doctor, I am leaving soon. As a favor, might I request the loan of this book? It might merit further study."

"Barry Andrews - Ralph Gower"

"Michele Dotrice - Margaret"

"Leave me to judge who is innocent."

"I am ready to return, but understand, I shall use undreamed-of measures to conquer the evil."

"You must have patience, even while people die. Only thus can the whole evil be destroyed. You must let it grow."

"Gen. Oliver Cromwell: The year is 1645, England is in the grip of bloody Civil War. On the one side stand the Royalist party of King Charles, on the other, Cromwell's Parliamentary party: the Roundheads. The Structure of law and order has collapsed. Local Magistrates indulge their individual whims, justice and injustice are dispensed in more or less equal quantities, without opposition. An atmosphere in which the unscrupulous revel, and the likes of Matthew Hopkins take full advantage of the situation. In a time where the superstitions of country folk are still a powerful factor, Hopkins preys upon them, torturing and killing in a supposed drive to eliminate witchcraft from the country, and doing so with the full blessing of what law there is. However, his influence is confined largely to the Eastern Sector of the country: East Anglia, which is held firmly in Cromwell's grasp, but not so firmly that Roundhead cavalry patrols have everything their way. For there persists an ever present threat of the remnants of the Royalist armies, desperately foraging for food, horses and supplies."

"There's lots of screaming when there's this much at stake!"

"I give you His Catholic Majesty King James III, may God bless him and keep him in exile."

"They revelled in torture and murder all in the name of justice."

"In the midst of England's bloodiest civil war, Evil ignites."

"Special delivery: a beumb. Were you expecting one? A BEUMB!? AAAAAHAHOWWWWWW!!!"

"I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!"

"Ohhhh...Sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho in the bottle of the chest/Drink to the devils and done for the rums/Hoooooooooooooooo!"

"The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore."

"Peter Sellers - Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"Rita Webb - Woman at Window"

"Ragbir Sraan - Arab Sheikh"

"Inspector Clouseau is back...and he's a bigger fool than anyone gives him the credits for."

"John Bluthal - Guard at Cemetery"

"Henry McGee - Officer Bardot"

"Andrew Sachs - Hercule Poirot"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies..."

"Julian Orchard - Hospital Clerk"

"Ed Parker - Mr. Chong"

"Adrienne Corri - Therese Douvier"

"Montezuma got his revenge. Now it's the Pink Panther's turn!"

"Ferdy Mayne - Dr. Paul Laprone"

"Douglas Wilmer - Police Commissioner"

"Alfie Bass - Fernet"

"Sue Lloyd - Claude Russo"

"Valerie Leon - Tanya"

"Paul Stewart - Julio Scallini"

"Robert Loggia - Al Marchione"

"André Maranne - Sgt. François Chevalier"

"Graham Stark - Prof. Auguste Balls"

"Dyan Cannon - Simone Legree"

"Herbert Lom - Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"

"Tony Beckley - Guy Algo"

"Robert Webber - Philippe Douvier"

"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"