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April 10, 2026
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"[A stranger has just emerged from the woods with a dog that's barking threateningly] Wait... Is your dog friendly?"
"That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood."
"Jeff! Jeff, it's the water! Wherever you are, don't drink the water!"
"Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference."
"Robert Lewis - Maurice Bottello"
"Mady Correll - Mona, wife of Verdoux"
"William Frawley - Jean La Salle"
"Eula Morgan - Phoebe Couvais"
"Almira Sessions - Lena Couvais"
"Virginia Brissac - Carlotta Couvais"
"Edwin Mills - Jean Couvais"
"Irving Bacon - Pierre Couvais"
"Barbara Slater - the flower seller"
"Marilyn Nash - The Girl"
"Margaret Hoffman - Lydia Floray"
"Isobel Elsom - Marie Grosnay"
"Martha Raye - Annabella Bonheur"
"Charlie Chaplin - Henri Verdoux"
"Chaplin's Bluebeard Comedy is a Killer!"
"Hysterical laughter! Haunting romance! Shocking drama!"
"New hat. new coat, new pants, new shoes, new laughs, but the same great Charles Chaplin!"
"A comedy of murders. The story of a modern French Bluebeard!"
"A Comedy of Murders."
"It's a blundering world and a very sad one, yet kindness can make it beautiful."
"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles."
"Business is a ruthless business, my dear."
"[to the court, after being found guilty of murder] I shall see you ALL soon - very soon."
"Wars, conflict - it's all business. One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. Numbers sanctify, my good fellow!"
"Robert John Burke - Instructor Jenks"
"Dick Clark - Himself"
"Matt Damon - Bachelor #2"
"Brad Pitt - Bachelor #1"
"Richard Kind - Casting Executive"
"Carlos Carrasco - Brazioni"
"Emilio Rivera - Benitez"
"Daniel Zacapa - Renda"
"Kristen Wilson - Loretta"
"Rachelle Lefevre - Tuvia"
"James Urbaniak - Rod Flexner"
"Maggie Gyllenhaal - Debbie"
"Michael Ensign - Simon Oliver"
"Jerry Weintraub - Larry Goldberg"
"Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself... still respects oneself as one who despises."
"Rutger Hauer - Keeler"
"Julia Roberts - Patricia Watson"
"George Clooney - Jim Byrd"
"Drew Barrymore - Penny Pacino"
"Sam Rockwell - Chuck Barris"
"When you lead two different lives, it's easy to forget what side you're on."
"His future was uncertain. His every move was being watched."