"[doing an entry for her vlog] Hi moms, Stephanie here. Today, as promised, I am going to share my zucchini chocolate chip cookie recipe. But first, many of you have asked me for an update on the Emily situation. And for those of you who are new to my vlog, you should know my best friend Emily is missing right now. She asked me a simple favor, to pick up her son Nicky from school, which was five days ago, and she hasn't come back yet, so I'm sorry. We're all really worried, and I'm doing everything I can to help the police track her down. But I'm realizing I don't know her as well as I thought I did. It's like my mom used to say, God rest her soul, um, "Secrets are like margarine, easy to spread, bad for the heart". But as different as we are, I do consider Emily my best friend. She is this wonderful, elegant person. And our sons brought us together, actually. Well, you know, for our new friends, I'll just started from the beginning. I met Emily a few weeks ago at school. It was international cuisine day in my son's first grade class, and once again, I drew Sweden, which meant my famous meatless meatballs."

"[Doing an entry for her vlog] Hi moms. Stephanie here. I'm going to do something a little different today. I normally avoid any talk of religion on the vlog. I don't want to offend any non-denominational moms, but I do think that we live on after we die. So, Emily, if you are out there, and you can hear me right now, no one could ever replace you. And you'll always be Nicky's mom. I can't take your place. I can just try to love the people that you love and try to make their lives better. I think that's what you would want."

"[as Emily is being arrested and taken away by the police] I'm sorry! I'm not sorry! I'm still working on that!"

"Melissa O'Neil – Beth T.A."

"[repeated line] Brotherfucker!"

"Steve Park - Clive's father"

"Ari Hoptman - Arlen Finkle"

"David Kang - Clive"

"Fyvush Finkel - Traitle Groshkover"

"Simon Helberg - Rabbi Scott Ginsler"

"Michael Lerner - Solomon Schlutz"

"Amy Landecker - Mrs. Vivienne Samsky"

"Katherine Borowitz - Mimi Nudell"

"Jessica McManus - Sarah Gopnik"

"Allen Lewis Rickman - Velvel"

"Adam Arkin - Don Milgram"

"Yelena Shmulenson - Dora"

"Alan Mandell - Rabbi Marshak"

"Michael Stuhlbarg - Lawrence "Larry" Gopnik"

"Richard Kind - Arthur Gopnik"

"Sari Lennick - Judith Gopnik"

"The Jolly Roger is the appropriate course of action. It has a swimming pool. It is eminently habitable."

"The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on. So it shouldn't bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term."

"Mere sir my sir?"

"Embers is not the forum for legalities, Larry."

"Fred Melamed - Sy Ableman"

"Aaron Wolff - Danny Gopnik"

"George Wyner - Rabbi Nachtner"

"Marc Caro as Fox"

"Jean-Claude Dreyfus as Clapet"

"Strange things, one can only surmise, inhabit the imagination of Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet. "I used to live above a butcher shop," says Jeunet, handsome and brown-eyed, and just starting to gray. "We would always be awakened by the sounds of a meat cleaver, and my wife used to say we'd better move, that they're probably assassinating the residents above. That's essentially the story of "Delicatessen," although a lot happened between his wife's remark and the movie, which swept four awards at this year's Cesars, the French Oscars."

"Karin Viard as Mademoiselle Plusse"