bioware

"Are we dead yet-Oh goodness we won."

"If at first you don't succeed, reload."

"I negotiated with his face."

"We never go anywhere fun!"

"You know I could get used to this. Peace, quiet, total lack of Gault..."

"Thank you. I'll be signing autographs after the smoke clears."

"You win some, you lose some. You just... lost some."

"If I sell you out, it's going to be to that guy."

"If you want me to steal your starship, remain unconscious."

"Don't listen to him- he's just making sure you shoot me first if things go south."

"Ah, must be great, having faith in people. All this emotion is making me thirsty. Let's go find a place with shiny lights and an open bar."

"Let's go rob a nice, climate-controlled bank."

"Nee, sta ka meuh!"

"La kuo touw yoko jerou ta."

"Puta hasa."

"Wama ootu jaku rutupawa, du bamba wula."

"Didn't even get a decent scream outta him!"

"Aw dont tell me you're gonna cry."

"Last wedding I was at? Black dress, heels, groom looked fantastic but I looked better... Slipped on that ring and ran."

"(while being tortured) "Is that all you've got? I've done worse to family.""

"I have never actually rescued anyone. I shall observe this."

"I require better targets."

"SCORPIO Sanctions Activated!"

"Always a pleasure, master. I hope you're having an excellent day and feel no desire to deactivate me."

"Hail to the Emperor! But more importantly, hail to you master!"

"I've just finished cleaning the fuel injectors to the sublight drive. You should notice a .00008% power increase."

"I don't want to go to your stupid cave."

"You're already dead, just lie down!"

"You seem bored. Or is it me? Maybe it's both of us."

"When you get blown up, come back and tell me about it! EVERYONE ELSE HAS!"

"My wife told you that, didn't she? Don't listen to her, she's been dead for twelve years!"

"Yeah, I met him. He's a few freighters short of a convoy, if you know what I mean."

"Tell me about it. Every time I talk to him he thinks I'm his dead uncle that got sucked into a black hole."

"I dont know a "Paul"... I'm BONECRUSHER!"

"Rarsk will cut out your heart and feed it to a tiny rodent."

"Grathan's trouble, big trouble, you see. Mad scientist type: Likes weapons, cyborgs, droids, ergonomic chairs..."

"I used to be respected, you know. My word carried weight. Then, one tiny mistake and suddenly no one trusts me. My troops were acting strangely, plotting something. Obviously they were traitors. All the warning signs were there. The smart move was to kill them all! How could I know they were planing a surprise party for my promotion!!"

"I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space debris than given over to the empire."

"There is no finest view than gazed rebels running out of a cave into the waiting blasters of your own battalion. Well perhaps sun rises... But for those you have to wake up early."

"I love assasinating assassins. They always look so surprised."

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone inside is a target. Anything nailed down... Soot that, too."

"They'll be on you like Hutts at a buffet... Except, you know, faster."

"Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation."

"Is there something wrong with the hologram? Or is your face supposed to look like that?"

"Suicide was deciding you could ignore your superiors."

"Four thousand years before the rise of the Galactic Empire, the Republic verges on collapse. DARTH MALAK, last surviving apprentice of the Dark Lord Revan, has unleashed an invincible Sith armada upon an unsuspecting galaxy. Crushing all resistance, Malak's war of conquest has left the Jedi Order scattered and vulnerable as countless Knights fall in battle, and many more swear allegiance to the new Sith Master. In the skies above the Outer Rim world of Taris, a Jedi battle fleet engages the forces of Darth Malak in a desperate effort to halt the Sith's galactic domination...."