"Mother Nature is a serial killer. No one's better. Or more creative. Like all serial killers, she can't help the urge to want to get caught. What good are all those brilliant crimes if no one takes the credit? So she leaves crumbs. Now the hard part, why you spend a decade in school, is seeing the crumbs. But the clue's there. Sometimes the thing you thought was the most brutal aspect of the virus, turns out to be the chink in its armor. And she loves disguising her weaknesses as strengths. She's a bitch."

"This whole thing started because I just wanted to do a film that my boys could see before they turned 18 — one that they would like, anyways. And they love a zombie."

"Movement is life."

"[ending lines] This isn’t the end. Not even close. We’ve lost entire cities. We still don’t know how it started. We bought ourselves some time. But it’s given us a chance. Others have found a way to push back. If you can fight, fight. Help each other. Be prepared for anything. Our war has just begun."

"Brad Pitt - Gerry Lane"

"The problem with most people is that they don't believe something can happen until it already has. It's not stupidity or weakness. It's just human nature."

"Mireille Enos - Karin Lane"

"Ruth Negga - WHO researcher"

"Moritz Bleibtreu - WHO researcher"

"Elyes Gabel - Dr. Andrew Fassbach"

"Mindy Kaling"

"David Krumholtz"

"Emma Watson"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse"

"Martin Starr"

"Michael Cera"

"James Franco"

"Jonah Hill"

"Ending Summer 2013"

"Seth Rogen"

"I'm gonna titty-fuck you, Seth. [Seth Rogen: DON'T TITTY-FUCK ME!] What are they, big B's or small C's? I'm gonna push your titties together. PUSH 'EM TOGETHER!"

"Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers."

"Jay Baruchel"

"Nothing ruins a party like the end of the world"

"Dear God, I'd like to pray for a second. It's me, Jonah Hill...from Moneyball."

"This is no dream! This is really happening! NO!"

"If a huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys will come."