"He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse. Okay?"

"I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you are wearing HIS... MERCHANDISE?!"

"Game. Set. Match."

"My favorite part of the game: Sudden death."

"Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!"

"I’m about to rearrange the cosmos and the one SCHLEMIEL who can louse it up is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!"

"Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting."

"Love to, babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I, regrettably, have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus."

"How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. Huh? Is this an audience or a mosaic?"

"[to Hades] Then read my lips. Forget it."

"You're really choked up about this, aren't you?"

"People always do crazy things... when they're in love."

"[Hercules walks to the Cyclops] What are you doing? Without your strength you'll be killed."

"[rushing into Thebes, crying out] Please. Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!"

"Thanks, Herc. It's been a real slice."

"Well, you know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours.'"

"[after Meg is revived] People always do crazy things... when they are in love."

"Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay...And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing? Man! I thought I had problems."

"A true hero. Great! Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?"

"[holding a beer can close to the camera] Now that's a beer."

"Harry Shearer — Mike Michaelson"

"Adam Tomei — Control room director"

"Paul Giamatti — Control room director"

"Ted Raymond — Spencer"

"Don Taylor — Don"

"Ron Taylor — Ron"

"Heidi Schanz — Vivien"

"Peter Krause — Lawrence, Truman's boss"

"Blair Slater — Young Truman"

"Brian Delate — Truman's "father""

"Holland Taylor — Truman's "mother""

"Natascha McElhone — Lauren/Sylvia"

"Noah Emmerich — Marlon"

"Ed Harris — Christof, the creator of the show"

"Laura Linney — Meryl, Truman's "wife""

"Jim Carrey — Truman Burbank"

"The World is a Stage!"

"How's it going to end?"

"The World Is Watching..."

"On the air, unaware!"

"[on the bridge with Truman, being fed scripted lines by the show's director] And the last thing I would ever do is lie to you, Truman."

"[looking at a sunset with Truman] That's the big guy... Quite a paintbrush he's got."

"That's a whole lot of world for one man."