"Albatross? Let's see. [he looks at a chart of various birds] Finch, wren, scrub bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro... [reacts at its size] Alb-Albatross? It-It's a jumbo! [turns to microphone] Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!"

"Peter Firth as Red"

"It's gotta be a trick."

"[singing] I got a date with a girl 'cause I'm... awesome!"

"[to Becky] These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them and they're making their own music and it was lost on me and I was never able to appreciate it, until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show... [sighs] I'm sappy."

"No, no, this is not happening, I taste sour in my mouth."

"It's okay. I have to go into town anyway to get your anti-itch cream."

"Love, is a distraction. Sorcery requires complete focus. Let's go Thunder and Lightning, there's more to learn."

"Dave? You should run."

"[to Balthazar] Are you insane? [Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart] Little bit. Okay."

"What happened to "don't touch anything?""

"The war between Sorcerers was fought in the shadows of history, and the fate of mankind rested with the just and powerful Merlin. He told his secrets to three trusted apprentices, Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath. He should have trusted only two..."

"It's the coolest job ever."

"This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy. Helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back."

"A job so great, it's magic."

"The holiday gift they'll go ape for!"

"Two thumbs up!"

"Watch out (for that tree)!"

"Keith Scott - Narrator"

"Michael Chinyamurindi - N'Dugo"

"Greg Cruttwell - Max"

"Abraham Benrubi - Thor"

"John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope"

"Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope"

"Brendan Fraser - George"

"Leslie Mann - Ursula"

"John Cleese - Ape (voice)"

"No hard feelings, Stonebelly. The best man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won; that's all."

"[After crashing into a tree at a breakneck speed] George not feel so good."

"[Practicing his made-up story about Ursula getting captured by the White Ape] It was horrible. An almost 400-pound white ape man. The White Ape has my girlfriend. I held him off as long as I could. There's blood everywhere. The White Ape got my girlfriend. He weighs 400-pounds! The White Ape got my girlfriend! The White Ape got...help! Help! Man needs help!"

"Thomas Haden Church - Lyle Van De Groot"

"[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook] Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."

"[About to swing and save a man] To swing or not to swing? [Man screams for help]] Swing."

"[Arrives in Africa in a crate] Next time George get bigger box."

"[Ursula swings on a vine, knocking Max over, then slams into a tree] George good teacher!"

"Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime... [George screams and falls out of treehouse] Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid. No people here to look stupid for. Just George."

"Richard Roundtree - Kwame"

"Here comes Shep."

"It dancin' time."

"This biggest swing in jungle history. Will hurt very much...but George have to do it. [Whimpers]"

"[After Lyle causes N'Dugo to fall off rope bridge into gorge] Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story, they just get really big boo-boos. [Scene cuts to camp with N'Dugo, bandaged, glaring at Lyle] What did I tell you?"

"[Repeated line] George just lucky, I guess."

"[Swinging a lion over his head while protecting Ursula] George not even trying hard."

"[Looks down the unconscious Ursula's blouse] Something funny about this fella."

"Phil Proctor as Howard DeVille and Igor"

"Michael Bell as Chaz Finster, Drew Pickles and Boris Kropotkin"

"Tara Strong as Dil Pickles"

"Jack Riley as Stu Pickles"

"Melanie Chartoff as Didi Pickles and Minka Kropotkin"

"Christine Cavanaugh as Chuckie Finster"