Adventure Games

":– Guybrush, when seeing something big (commonly said in Get Smart)"

"“I must have left it in my other pants.”"

":– Guybrush, when asked about an item he doesn't have."

"“I wanna be a pirate!”"

": – Murray the demonic talking skull, having fallen from a great height"

": – oft-repeated and unexplained aspiration of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.”"

":– Blind Lookout to Guybrush Threepwood"

"“Please? Pretty please? Please pretty please with sugar on top?”"

": – Guybrush Threepwood, when wanting something badly."

"“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”"

": – Guybrush, about the giant stone monkey head on Monkey Island"

"I can’t help but feel I’ve been ripped off. [Towards the fourth wall.] I’m sure you're feeling something similar."

":– Guybrush Threepwood to Sword Teacher"

"Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say."

"“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?”"

":– The Cannibals to Guybrush"

"“I’m a mighty pirate!”"

":– oft-repeated phrase of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“I can’t make the one thing this island could really use… a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande!”"

": – said by several citizens of Scabb Island about the local bully, shortly before Guybrush commissions a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande"

"“I'm sensing a disturbance in the Force…as if a tiny voice just called out...and hastily scratched a message in a table.”"

":– The Voodoo Lady, when Wally is kidnapped"

":Paraphrasing Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

"I can’t, I’m washing my hair tonight"

": – Elaine Marley, reply to LeChuck asking her to be his undead wife"

"“I’m not bald! I just have a really high widow's peak.”"

":– Murray, the demonic talking skull"

"Mine is the name pirates fear the most: Edward “Snugglecakes” Van Helgen!"

"“Join me, Rosencrantz! I am your FATHER!”"

": – Edward Van Helgen"

"“It looks like a ship's skipper, first mate, a professor, and the rest.”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at a pile of skulls, in reference to Gilligan's Island"

"“I think I broke my skull. I’m *all* skull.”"

"Iron Maiden! Excellent! ...Uh, I have no idea why I said that."

": – Guybrush, waiting for the ride in the First Church of LeChuck to begin"

"“Oh, the temperature’s a-rising while my sweat’s a-vapourising and I can not feel my legs below my knees anymore.”"

": – Murray"

"“SEE souvenirs of Guybrush Threepwood’s most famous escapades! TASTE culinary delights approved by genuine pirates! HEAR beautiful pirate folk music! FEEL your souls being gently ripped from your bodies by this restaurant of uncompromising EEEEEVIL!!! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAA!!!”"

": – Murray, when Guybrush shows him the “Abomination of Nature”"

"“Get that thing away from me, you twisted freak!”"

": – Guybrush, when LeChuck exits the Governor’s Mansion"

"“Well… you fight like a cow!”"

": – LeChuck, about Guybrush Threepwood"

"“Are you sure we can't kill him? I’ve let him alive before, and it’s always been a big mistake.”"

":– Guybrush, after getting himself kicked out of the pirate re-training school on Knuttin Atoll"

"“I may be a dunce, but at least I'm a mighty pirate dunce!”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at the middle finger of the giant hand in the Voodoo Lady's shop"

"“Ahh, the middle finger, the most communicative of fingers.”"

": – Guybrush sitting on a bench on Lucre Island, in reference to Forrest Gump"