"Do you like being married? Does it work for you? I can't see it working for me. I never felt the urge, you know. A lot of great looking women in the world. I never met one, made me want to give up all the others. Sure you can fuck around, but it's so much damn work, keepin' it quiet. It's not worth the effort. Don't see the upside. You see the upside Joey?"

"If I rob Mulligan's pharmacy, are you going to whack me if I don't give you a piece of the action?"

"Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Gibbons"

"Petr Jákl - Kolya"

"Michael Roof - Agent Toby Lee Shavers"

"Marton Csokas - Yorgi"

"Asia Argento - Yelena"

"Vin Diesel - Xander Cage"

"A New Breed Of Sxxxecret Agent."

"[Having blown up Kirill by homing his rocket in on his cigarette] I told him that cigarette would kill him one day!"

"[irked at the police chasing him, speaking to camera] Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are chasing me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick, Dick Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember Dick, he's the one who tried to ban rap music because he says the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country, because he believes that the video games diminish the intelligence of our youth. Come on, Dick. It's the only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. And you know what we do with bad men, we punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone. Okay, I’m coming in hot with a side of bacon. [drives off a bridge, jumps out of the car and parachutes to the ground as the car explodes] Moral is, DON'T BE A DICK, DICK!"

"That's why I tossed the list -- the work ups, all of that shit. To protect, in part, your... Hermes, Facconable ass. What, do you think I like coming in here? But hey. Shit happens. Gotta roll with it. Adapt. Darwin, I Ching."

"[right before he crashes the cab, to Vincent] Go fuck yourself."

"[after seeing the guy fall on his cab's roof] My man, you all right?"

"[about Vincent] Definitely not from around here."

"There's no good reason, there's no bad reason to live or to die."

"Hey, Max, a guy gets on the MTA here in L.A. and dies. Think anybody will notice?"

"Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices."

"[Mockingly] "Someday, someday my dream will come?" One night you'll wake up and you'll discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you, and it never will. Suddenly you are old. It didn't happen, and it never will because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory, then zone out in your barcalounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln Town Car, and that girl... you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?"

"Get with it. Millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars, and a speck on one in a blink. That's us, lost in space. The cop, you, me... Who notices?"

"[aims a handgun at Max] Red light, Max."

"Most people, ten years from now, same job, same place, same routine. Everything the same. Just keeping it safe over and over and over. Ten years from now. Man, you don’t know where you’ll be ten minutes from now . . ."

"You attract attention, you're going to get people killed who didn't need to be."

"Max, I do this for a living!"

"[after Max destroys his briefcase] All my prep was in there! You are screwing with my work! Let's see what else you can do."

"[after Max crashes the cab] Well, that was brilliant..."

"Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?"

"If you open that trunk, they go inside."

"Don't get me cornered. You don't have the trunk space."

"[after the nightclub shootout] Only thing that didn't show up is the Polish cavalry."

"I am a cool guy, with a job I contracted to do."

"Barry Shabaka Henley - Daniel"

"Irma P. Hall - Ida"