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"[last lines] I'm too old for this..."
"[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!"
"[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way."
"General McAlister, time for you to die."
"I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!"
"[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit."
"[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!"
"[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here."
"Maybe there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?"
"[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."
"Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present."
"[holding his wife's wedding photograph, sniffling, after deciding not to kill himself] I miss you... [cries] Victoria Lynn. [sobs, then sighs and sniffles] Hey, that's silly, isn't it? [6 seconds later] I'll see you later. [throws wedding photograph on the floor] I'll see you much later."
"I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."
"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!"
"[During an attempt for a live broadcast aboard the NEA plane] Put me through Cecilia, or start typing your resumΓ©."
"Robert Costanzo β Sergeant Vito Lorenzo"
"Colm Meaney β Pilot of Windsor Airlines plane"
"Mark Boone Junior β Shockley"
"Vondie Curtis β Hall Miller"
"Tom Verica β Kahn"
"John Leguizamo β Burke"
"Robert Patrick β O'Reilly"
"Hey, Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"
"Peter Nelson β Thompson"
"Tony Ganios β Baker"
"Don Harvey β Garber"
"Sheila McCarthy β Samantha "Sam" Coleman"
"Tom Bower β Marvin"
"Fred Thompson β Trudeau"
"Art Evans β Leslie Barnes"
"John Amos β Major Grant"
"Franco Nero β General Ramon Esperanza"
"William Atherton β Richard Thornburg"
"Reginald VelJohnson β Sergeant Al Powell"
"Dennis Franz β Captain Carmine Lorenzo"
"William Sadler β Colonel Stuart"
"Bonnie Bedelia β Holly Gennero McClane"
"Bruce Willis β John McClane"
"Look who's back in the wrong place at the right time."
"I hate it when I'm right."
"Yippee Ki Yay, all over again!"
"Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can!"
"Last time, it blew you through the back wall of the theater. This time, it will blow you sky high!"
"John McClane, terrorist and in an airport. Nothing can go wrong this time."
"They say lightning never strikes twice... They were wrong."
"Die Harder (mostly referred to as part of the title)"
"Danny Glover as Detective Roger Murtaugh"
"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"
"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"
"Patsy Kensit as Rika van den Haas"