"Will you look at me? I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? [Ruby Roundhouse: You read the map.] I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one."

"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Would you look at me? I'm back! I mean, I haven't looked like this since–] Never. You looked like this never."

"We gotta go get him."

"Are we in Florida?"

"Did you hear something?"

"Smoldering Intensity?"

"We haven't even picked our guys yet!"

"I got killed by a piece of cake!"

"Who is Ju-man-ji?"

"I got eaten by a freaking hippo!"

"Claire Crosby as Unity"

"Casey Roberts as Launch Control Voice"

"You still talking to your friends?"

"Weaknesses: Heat, sun and sand."

"I'm the old, fat dude!"

"Randy Trager as Terrance"

"Rachel Brosnahan as Wendy Beckett"

"Karen Gillan as Eyes"

"Reba McEntire as Joy Jenkins"

"DJ Khaled as Ears"

"Rashida Jones as Marcie Kappel"

"Ben Mendelsohn as Killian"

"Masi Oka as Katsu Kimura"

"Tom Holland as Walter Beckett"

"There are so many gadgets I want to test in the field. For example, the inflatable hug. [he presses the button on his gadget and it inflates into a balloon] Kind of a personal protection device I’ve been developing."

"No, I'm a hugger."

"Super Spy. Super Fly."

"I’ve been working on this thing at home. It is going to change spying forever. It’s called biodynamic concealment."

"Being a pigeon can make you an even better spy."

"Will Smith as Lance Sterling"

"Carla Jimenez as Geraldine"

"We have different skillsets. That’s what makes us such a great team."

"Im just gonna take his gun,and Imma toss it to that snowman and while y’all too busy looking confused tryna figure out what’s goin on I’m just gonna knock you out."

"HOW IS THIS GUY A CHARACTER IN AN ADVENTURE GAME?!"

"Peter S. Kim as Joon"

"I miss my hands..."

"Jack Reynor as Gray Brother."

"Louis Ashbourne Serkis as Bhoot."

"Christian Bale as Bagheera."

"Peter Mullan as Akela."

"Freida Pinto as Messua."

"Naomie Harris as Nisha."

"Eddie Marsan as Vihaan."

"Rohan Chand as Mowgli."

"[last lines before he retreats in terror and leaves Shere Khan to his fate] What's he doing!?"

"The greatest journey is finding where you belong."

"Akela's missed his kill! Akela's missed his kill!"

"Witness the darkest telling of the beloved masterpiece."

"Look at you, using a man's tool to do your killing. What would Baloo and Bagheera think?"