"[narrating] You know how you smoke out a sniper? You send a guy out in the open and you see if he gets shot. They thought that one up at West Point."

"Robert Carradine - Private Zab"

"Lee Marvin - The Sergeant"

"Angus MacInnes - Lt. Doug Reynolds"

"Michael Sheard - Sgt. Bauer"

"Philip Latham - Commander Jensen"

"You're going to live, even if I have to blow your brains out."

"Richard Kiel - Capt. Dražak"

"Alan Badel - Maj. Petrović"

"Michael Byrne - Maj. Schroeder"

"[choking the German male nurse who kissed him on the mouth] I can understand you being horny and all, Fritz... but you have bad breath."

"Barbara Bach - Maritza Petrović"

"The Odds Against Them Were 10,000 to 1...But What the Hell!"

"Franco Nero - Capt. Lescovar/Col. von Ingorslebon"

"Explosive high adventure! A mission more daring than silencing the "Guns"."

"[narrating] The Bangalore Torpedo was 50 feet long and packed with 85 pounds of TNT and you assembled it along the way. By hand. I'd love to meet the asshole who invented it."

"Carl Weathers - Sgt. Weaver"

"Robert Shaw - Maj. Keith Mallory"

"Harrison Ford - Lt. Col. Mike Barnsby"

"Stuart Cooper - Roscoe Lever (number 5: 20 years' imprisonment)"

"Robert Phillips - Corporal Carl Morgan"

"Colin Maitland - Seth K. Sawyer (number 7: 20 years' hard labor)"

"Al Mancini - Tassos R. Bravos (number 12: 20 years' hard labor)"

"[narrating] Those Sicilian women cooked us a terrific meal. It's too bad they were all over fifty. We were more horny than we were hungry."

"The real glory of war is surviving."

"Don't worry, old chap. Been handling this stuff ever since I blew up the nursery with my first chemistry set. Poor old Nanny."

"[narrating] Saving that Kraut was the final joke of the whole goddamned war. I mean we had more in common with him than all our replacements who got killed whose names we never even knew. We'd all made it through we were alive. I'm gonna dedicate my book to those who shot but didn't get shot, because it's about survivors. And surviving is the only glory in war, if you know what I mean."

"Edward Fox - S/Sgt. John Miller"

"Trini Lopez - Pedro Jimenez (number 10: 20 years' hard labor)"

"Ralph Meeker - Captain Stuart Kinder"

"Robert Ryan - Colonel Everett Dasher Breed"

"George Kennedy - Major Max Armbruster"

"Jim Brown - Robert T. Jefferson (number 3: death by hanging)"

"John Cassavetes - Victor R. Franko (number 11: death by hanging)"

"Richard Jaeckel - Sergeant Clyde Bowren"

"Telly Savalas - Archer J. Maggott (number 8: death by hanging)"

"D-Day Began When The Dirty Dozen Were Done!"

"Lee Marvin - Major John Reisman"

"Train them! Excite them! Arm them!...Then turn them loose on the Nazis!"

"Ernest Borgnine - Major Gen. Sam Worden"

"Donald Sutherland - Vernon L. Pinkley (number 2: 30 years' imprisonment)"

"Hey! What's the matter with you? You think I want to die? Ha! If you think that then you don't know Victor Franko."

"Charles Bronson - Joseph Wladislaw (number 9: death by hanging)"

"Maj. Gen. Worden: This war was not started for your private gratification, and you can be damned sure it's not being run for your personal convenience, either!"

"You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"

"You know what to do, free the French and shoot the Germans!"

"I never went in for embroidery, just results."

"Killin' generals could get to be a habit with me."

"It's judgment day, sinners! Come out, come out wherever you are!"

"Clint Walker - Samson Posey (number 1: death by hanging)"