"[At a gas station with three “First Ladies” masked heistmen in van] I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don't make a peep. Especially you, Barbara."

"Edgar Ramírez as Choco"

"Joseph Nunez as Raul Chavez (as Joseph Nunez)"

"Love is a battlefield, baby."

"Excuse the fuck out of us!"

"[As he chews gum] It's like... Night... of the Living Dead!"

"Absolutely brilliant."

"[Domino, Ed and Choco are about to make a bust] Okay, Domino, you're with me on the side. [Cocks shotgun] Choco, you cover the rear."

"I should let you know that Mr. Heiss will only be available to meet for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. Um, and speak in short sentences because he has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth."

"You tell Domino Harvey that nobody messes with Mark Heiss! Nobody messes with the WB!"

"[After a particularly unpleasant day of filming the bounty hunters' reality TV show, to Ian Ziering and Brian Austin Green, the hosts] This is going to jump-start your careers!"

"[To Choco from motel room door] Do you mind if I ask you a question? Do I look like I speak Spanish? Do I look South American to you? I don't understand a word you're fucking saying! You know what?! Ed's right! It's not cute! It's not fucking cute! It's never been fucking cute, Choco! I don't fucking understand you! You're a freak! [Slams motel room door in his face]"

"I blew off my own goddamn toe. Just to numb the pain. Let me tell you something, we all get weak over women. We all get weak over women. Fuckin' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us."

"[In tactical team bus to TV camera man] Turn the fucking camera off!"

"There are three kinds of people in the world... the rich... the poor... and everyone in between."

"Put your fucking weapon down!"

"[Voice-over] That night, my coin was tossed. Heads, you live. Tails, you die. 50/50 chance. Life or death. This ain't Sunset Boulevard. My destiny was life. Life as a bounty hunter."

"[Voiceover] That's Ed Moseby, the most legendary bounty hunter in all of Los Angeles. He's my boss, my mentor, the father I never had."

"Macy Gray as Lashandra Davis"

"[Voice-over] I've been training since I was twelve. Knives, guns, throwing stars. You name it, and I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker and a fast learner. Nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die."

"[Voice-over] I could feel the blood coursing through my veins. Shotgun in hand, kicking down a door and wondering if there was heavy firepower on the other side."

"[Voiceover] To say that Choco is the product of a broken home is to presume a home existed in the first place. No. Choco never had a home, well, not unless you count the ten or so juvenile correction facilities where he spent his child hood."

"Now, if 2 Live Crew has taught us anything, it's that horniness in today's society is out of control. And at one point within the next decade, mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, society will have reached something I call APATT..."All porno, all the time." Pornography will have become an epidemic in this country. Phase one... masturbation."

"Sometimes a girl has to be naughty in order to get herself out of a jam. [Proceeds to perform a lap dance for a thug]"

"Eddie, my home has found us."

"I'm with you till the end."

"Eddie, it is time."

"It's just "bye" for now."

"I am Knull, God of the Void Slicer of Worlds. Long ago, when light invaded my kingdom, my symbiote children betrayed me. Imprisoned me here! At last, a Codex has been created. It is the key to my freedom! It will unlock this prison. I order you to search the corners of the universe until you find this key. Find me the Codex... And when I escape and annihilate every living planet and destroy my symbiote offspring, I will reward you... with your lives."

"Bad men, Eddie. Are we a Lethal Protector, or not?"

"We are fugitives! We are on the run! Yes, we are in the crap, yes. But! I will eat every bad guy that gets in our way..."

"Now that's horsepower!"

"We're home! I'm so done with multiverse crap!"

"I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty..."

"I've watched Rain Man, and in my infinite wisdom as a celestial being, working the system is easy!"

"Why do you keep knocking people out? What is wrong with you?!"

"Alright. Come and get us."

"I won't forget you, buddy."

"God, Lady Luck is a fickle slut!"

"Your champion has fallen… planets will be mine. The King in Black is awake… I will kill your world… Everyone will burn… and you… WILL WATCH!!!"

"Yeah. Yeah, great. Great. So now, we have the cops, the United States Army, and some creature from hell hunting us! Oh, God, I just saw blood mist spray out of the back of an alien's face!"

"[Venom Symbiote: What's next, Thelma?] Well, Louise... I'm not sure 20 bucks is gonna get us much in the way of motor transport. And I'm not ever riding in an alien horse again, so I guess it looks like we're stealing cars."

"Crap! We're in deep crap!"

"[[Spider-Man: No Way Home|I'll tell you what, man -- aliens... they do not love stones. [Venom Symbiote: Eddie! Don't start...] No, no, do not love stones. You know what they love? They love eating brains! Because that's what they do.]]"

"Now we actually are on the run, for something we did do, and I got stuck with the superhero who can't fly."

"There's an army coming that cannot be beaten."

"'Til death do they part."

"– Rex Strickland"

"Witness the epic conclusion."

"Tom Hardy – Eddie Brock / Venom"