"This is blockbuster porn absent even the suggestion of care or concern for anything that might resemble "a point," save the obvious one to move more Hasbro action figures and animated-series DVD boxed sets."

"On every level this movie is as bankrupt as GM. [...] Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen is beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness."

"John Di Crosta - The Doctor"

"André Sogliuzzo - Sideswipe"

"Grey DeLisle - Arcee, Flareup,"

"Calvin Wimmer - Demolishor"

"Robert Foxworth - Ratchet"

"Jess Harnell - Ironhide"

"Tom Kenny - Skids, Wheelie"

"Reno Wilson - Mudflap"

"Charlie Adler - Starscream"

"The dialog of the Autobots®, Decepticons® and Otherbots® is meaningless word flap."

"Hugo Weaving - Soundwave, Devastator, Reed Manw:Grindor"

"Mark Ryan - Jetfire"

"Tony Todd - The Fallen"

"Frank Welker - Megatron"

"Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime"

"The Heavens declared the glory of the Bomb, and the firmament showeth His handiwork."

"Thomas Gomez - Minister (final film role)"

"Tod Andrews - Skipper"

"Charlton Heston - Taylor"

"James Gregory - General Ursus"

"Don Pedro Colley - Ongaro"

"Victor Buono - Adiposo"

"Gregory Sierra - Verger"

"Jeff Corey - Caspay"

"Natalie Trundy - Albina"

"Paul Richards - Mendez"

"Linda Harrison - Nova"

"Maurice Evans - Dr. Zaius"

"Kim Hunter - Zira"

"David Watson - Cornelius"

"James Franciscus - Brent"

"An army of civilized apes...A fortress of radiation-crazed super humans...Earth's final battle is about to begin - Beneath the atomic rubble of what was once the city of New York!"

"The bizarre world you met in 'Planet of the Apes' was only the beginning... What lies beneath may be the end!"

"Let everyone go to his private shelter. Empty the streets. There to find the city of the dead. May the Blessing of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend on us all. This day and forever more."

"Behold the truth that abides in us. Reveal that truth unto that Maker."

"O Mighty and Everlasting Bomb, who came down among us to make Heaven under Earth, lighten our darkness. O instrument of God, grant us thy peace."

"Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen."

"He descendeth from the outermost part of Heaven and there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. Their is neither speech, nor language, yet His voice is heard among them."

"The spirit of the Lawgiver lives. We are still God's chosen. This is a vision! And it is a lie!"

"He bleeds! The Lawgiver bleeds!"

"I can't order them to do what the Lawgiver has forbidden! Ape shall not kill ape."

"Brutal butchery! I swear those responsible shall pay with torture and with death!"

"[about the Forbidden Zone] It is our holy duty to put our feet upon it, to enter it, to put the mark of our guns and our wheels, and our flags upon it. To expand the boundaries of our ineluctable power. And to invade!"

"Our great Lawgiver tells us that never, never will the human have the ape's divine faculty for being able to distinguish between evil and good. The only good human is a dead human! But those fortunate enough to remain alive will have the privilege of being used by our revered Minister of Science, the good Dr. Zaius."

"They will dissect you, and they will kill you. In that order."

"[reading from the 29th scroll, 6th verse] Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him (drive him back into his jungle lair) for he is the harbinger of death."

"We've been fighting a long time. We're outnumbered by machines."

"(Ending a radio broadcast) This is John Connor. If you are listening to this message, you are the Resistance."