"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Must...not...smile! (Mandy smiles, tearing apart the fabric of the universe like in "My Fair Mandy", opponents gets decimated)."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It wasn't planes that killed the beast; it was my farts."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Ooh! Is there really meat in meteors?"

"(on fire) Grrr, I hate being on fire!"

"(in credits) Destroy us all! (Billy will say it repeatedly until Mandy hits him)"

"(vs. Nergaling) You guys look like my uncle Nergal, only teeny."

"(vs. Clown) Go to your happy place, go to your happy place."

"(vs. Chicken) There's no way these chickens are gonna fit in my mouth!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) D'oh, wait--these aren't killer tomatoes at all!"

"(ready to battle) I'm about ready to unload 6 D-20s of damage on your butt!"

"(vs. Viking) I must crush my enemies, see them tremble before me and hear their lamentations of the women!"

"(mans turret) A: Alright, who wants some of this? B: It's payback time! C: I miss you, but my aim is improving! D: I will end you! E: I will crush all who oppose me!"

"(vs. Clown) Clowns are funnier when they're crying!"

"(vs. Hoss) Tee hee hee! Wuss Delgado!"

"(vs. Dracula) Cha-ching! I'm money, baby!"

"(vs. Fred) Kablowie! Teh heh heh!"

"(vs. Jack) I hate pumpkins!"

"(vs. Mogar) I don't need your rules, man!"

"(vs. Eris) Eat dirt, lady!"

"(vs. Nergal, Jr.) Eat fist, ya' four-eyed freak!"

"(vs. Nergal) My fist is your friend!"

"(mans turret) A: duh, what's this thing do? B: Me smash you! (Evil Laugh) C: Sticks and stones, they break by bones, but I'm gonna use this to BREAK YOURS!"

"(vs. Mandy) Eat it, Ms. Know-It-All!"

"(on fire) Ooh! Ooh! HOT! HOT! But it's a dry heat."

"(vs. Grim) I want to be just like you someday, Grim: knocked out! (laughs)"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Here comes a demon! [farts, sets opponents on fire, they explode] Tee hee hee!"

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, nerdo!"

"(vs. Boogey) Usually when I'm throwin' boogies, it's a whole different thing."

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye!"

"(ready to battle) Breaking things makes me feel so alive!"

"(wins) If kicking butt is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

"(after being selected) I loves you!"

"(vs. Skarr) I'd eat my own face off before I let you win!"

"(after being selected) Totally awesome, yo!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Time for you to take some pain!"

"(wins) Yeah, dogg! Yo' mama!"

"They said to just wear this and follow the cues. - Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (in Miharu's ending)"

"Maybe they've started filming. Might as well put this on. - Tekken Tag Tournament (in Miharu's ending)"

"No, no! It was when that player was hitting on you, right? - Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (in Miharu's ending)"

"Huh? We went together before? - Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (in Miharu's ending)"