"(performing Mojo Meltdown, dancing) Check out Dracula's smooth moves! (starts disco dancing, opponents dance along) Haiyy! (disco ball lowers, refraction from disco ball destroys opponents)"

"(vs. Boogey) Dracula always fighting a boogey. Boogey never go away!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."

"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"

"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."

"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"

"(after being selected) Dracula got all the moves!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. They'll make monsters out of anything these days."

"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"

"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Aw, I remember when these guys liked me."

"(wins) Hah! Dracula gonna keep winning all day long!"

"(vs. Skarr) Dracula go bite you in the eye, then he gonna steal yo' hat!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now all I need is a side order of waffles!"

"(vs. Grim) The Grim Reaper. Child's play for General Skarr!"

"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"

"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, baby, but you're just too dangerous!"

"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"

"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"

"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"

"(vs. Nergal) You lose, baby!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"

"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"

"(wins) Bow to your sensei."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"

"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."

"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."

"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"

"(vs. Fred) You make me sick!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."

"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."

"(vs. Viking) Vikings."

"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."

"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"

"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins."

"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."

"(ready to battle) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger."

"(after being selected) (saying his name) Fred Fredburger!"

"(wins) Gosh, I won!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Tentacles too, eh? Maybe we're related."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."