"There aren’t many films at this year’s Sundance film festival that boast a premise quite as tantalising as that of Promising Young Woman, a candy-coloured yet darkly themed comic thriller. It goes like this: Cassie (Carey Mulligan) spends her weekends feigning close-to-blackout drunk behaviour in order to lure guys who see her as easy prey, to see how far they’re willing to go sexually with someone unable to provide consent... It’s a canny setup, from the devious mind of Killing Eve show-runner Emerald Fennell who acts here as writer-director, and while we’ve seen films where women violently fight back against rape culture before (from Ms 45 to Dirty Weekend), we haven’t seen one that feels quite as female and quite as well-rooted in the conversations we’re still somehow having to have. Cassie’s modus operandi is designed to root out the bad guys but quite often they’re not the guys who think that they’re bad in the first place.... Watching Cassie regain this power over these odious men is a deliciously giddy thrill."

"This Christmas. Plan to make them pay."

"Take her home and take your chances."

"Revenge never looked so promising."

"Madison McPhee: They all want a feminist in college, because it’s cool to have a girlfriend who cares about something. And statistically, feminists are more likely to do anal. That’s literal fact, by the way."

"Ryan Cooper: Do you want to go to dinner, you miserable asshole?"

"Al Monroe: [while smothering Cassandra] Fucking... stop moving! Stop fucking moving! Stop fucking moving! Fuck you!"

"Gail: And if you two decide to have sex on the counter, the bleach is in the back room. I don't want to walk in here tomorrow morning and see ass prints in the coffee grains. Got it?"

"Stanley Thomas: We miss her, Cassie. But god, we've missed you too."

"[last lines - in a text to Ryan] You didn't think this was the end, did you? It is now. Enjoy the wedding! Love, Cassie & Nina."

"Oh, don't cry."

"[Sarcastically] Who needs brains? They never did a girl any good."

"Nina was extraordinary. So smart. Weirdly smart. She was so completely herself. Even when she was four years old. She was fully formed from day one. Same face, same walk. And funny. Like a grownup is funny, kind of shrewd. I was just in awe of her. I couldn't believe she wanted to be my friend. She didn't give a fuck what anyone thought apart from me, because she was just... Nina. And then she wasn't. Suddenly she was something else. She was yours. It wasn't her name she heard when she was walking around. It was yours. Your name all around her. All over her, all the the time. And it just... squeezed her out. So when I heard your name again, your filthy fucking name, I wondered, when was the last time anyone had said hers? Or thought it even, apart from me? And it made me so sad because, Al... [holds up a scalpel] YOU should be the one with her name all over you."

"Look how easy that was. I guess you just had to think about it in the right way. I guess it feels different when it's someone you love."

"Jason Woliner - a bystander in Australia"

"Rita Wilson - herself"

"Nicoleta Ciobanu - Babuska"

"Luca Nelu - a Kuczek villager"

"Marcela Codrea - a Kuczek villager"

"Nicolae Gheorghe - Biram Sagdiyev"

"Ion Gheorghe - Bilak Sagdiyev"

"Alin Popa - HueyLewis / Jeffrey Epstein Sagdiyev"

"Miroslav Tolj - Nursultan Tulyakbay"

"Manuel Vieru - Dr. Yamak (Gypsy Tears)"

"Tom Hanks - himself"

"Dani Popescu - Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev"

"Maria Bakalova - Tutar Sagdiyev"

"He's back, and he's not alone."

"Wear mask. Save live."

"A legend returns."

"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"

"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"

"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."

"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."

"We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."

"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"

"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."

"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."

"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."

"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."

"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."