"It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart. And it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin but not too thin, and you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also, you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be very grateful, but never forget the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know."

"Barbie has a great day every day. Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him."

"Can you feel the Ken-ergy? Feels so real, my Ken-ergy"

"I'm just Ken Anywhere else, I'd be a ten Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility?"

"(last lines, wearing a fuzzy blue and pink hoodie that says, "I Am Kenough." and weaving "goodbye" to Barbie) Thank you. Thank you, Barbie. Thank you."

"[cries] Don't look at me!"

"Does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?"

"To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways."

"Horses are just men extenders."

"If I wasn't severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken."

"Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize."

"I'm just Ken and I'm enough. And I'm great at doing stuff."

"I'm not smart enough to be interesting. I can’t do brain surgery. I've never flown a plane. I'm not the President. No one on the Supreme Court is me. I’m not good enough for anything."

"She thinks I’m a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"

"Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours."

"Some things have been happening that might be related. Cold shower. Falling off my roof. And my heels are on the ground."

"Do you guys ever think about dying?"

"It is the best day ever — and so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesdays, and every day from now until forever!"

"Michael A. Baker - Joe Volpe"

"James Urbaniak - Kurt Gödel"

"Tim DeKay - John Pastore"

"Gregory Jbara - Warren Magnuson"

"James Remar - Henry Stimson"

"Jack Cutmore-Scott - Lyall Johnson"

"Harry Groener - Gale W. McGee"

"Macon Blair - Lloyd K. Garrison"

"Kurt Koehler - Thomas A. Morgan"

"John Gowans - Ward Evans"

"Gary Oldman - Harry S. Truman"

"Olli Haaskivi - Edward Condon"

"Trond Fausa Aurvåg - George Kistiakowsky"

"Emma Dumont - Jackie Oppenheimer"

"Harrison Gilbertson - Philip Morrison"

"Louise Lombard - Ruth Tolman"

"Guy Burnet - George Eltenton"

"David Rysdahl - Donald Hornig"

"Christopher Denham - Klaus Fuchs"

"Matthias Schweighöfer - Werner Heisenberg"

"Josh Zuckerman - Giovanni Rossi Lomanitz"

"Scott Grimes - Counsel"

"Alex Wolff - Luis Walter Alvarez"

"Devon Bostick - Seth Neddermeyer"

"Danny Deferrari - Enrico Fermi"

"Olivia Thirlby - Lilli Hornig"

"Josh Peck - Kenneth Bainbridge"

"Jack Quaid - Richard Feynman"

"Michael Angarano - Robert Serber"

"Gustaf Skarsgård - Hans Bethe"

"Matthew Modine - Vannevar Bush"