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April 10, 2026
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"Um... you're fat."
"Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out."
"If I don't make it to the funeral, tell the police it was Arlene from Applebee's."
"Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26."
"You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?"
"Higgins, don't say that."
"Shift, shift."
"I bet you $5.00 he gets on one knee."
"We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed."
"Where is Saskatchatoon?"
"Connie Britton - Dr. Gwen Holbrook"
"Clancy Brown - Alan Smith"
"Kellan Lutz - Dean Russell"
"Thomas Dekker - Jesse Braun"
"Katie Cassidy - Kris Fowles"
"Rooney Mara - Nancy Holbrook"
"Kyle Gallner - Quentin Smith"
"Jackie Earle Haley - Freddy Krueger"
"9, 10 never sleep again"
"7, 8 better stay up late"
"5, 6 Grab your Crucafix"
"3, 4 better lock your doors"
"1, 2 freddy's coming for you"
"He knows where you sleep."
"Welcome to Your New Nightmare."
"Don't Fall Asleep."
"Never Sleep Again."
"Did you know...that after the heart stops beating, the brain keeps functioning for over 7 minutes? ...We got 6 more minutes to play. [laughs]"
"The dream is real."
"Your mind is the scene of the crime."
"The clash of objective reality with our subjective view of the world, that’s pretty interesting stuff. This is something I thought about doing for a very long time. I’ve been thinking about it off and on since I was about 16. It was the approach I wanted to take to an almost alternate reality — approaching the dream life as another state of reality. And one that in certain circumstances can be manipulated."
"Mr. Nolan doesn’t cater to the executives at some big company, he really does what he wants to with a film. He manages to do it within the current big system because he’s that good and he can, but ‘Inception’ and his films aren’t developed by committee. And it wasn’t him saying, ‘How am I going to make a big summer hit?’ ‘Inception’ was about him following his own fascinations."
"[after narrowly escaping an avalanche] Couldn't someone have dreamt up a goddamn beach?!"
"Your condescension, as always, is much appreciated, Arthur."
"[In a firefight; Arthur is defending with an assault rifle] You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. [hefts a huge grenade launcher]"
"You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter, because we'll be together."
"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."
"An idea is like a virus. Resilient. Highly contagious. And even the smallest seed of an idea can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you."
"Downward is the only way forward."
"Norm Macdonald as Geezer"
"Tim Meadows as Malcolm"
"Colin Quinn as Dickie Bailey"
"Ashley Loren as Bridget Hillard"
"Jamie Chung as Amber Hillard"
"Madison Riley as Jasmine Hillard"
"Di Quon as Rita"
"Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie"
"Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff"
"Salma Hayek as Roxanne Chase-Feder"
"Rob Schneider as Rob Hillard"