"[to Lloyd] I don't think you are broken. I know you are a man of conviction, a person who knows the difference between what is wrong and what is right. Try to remember that your relationship with your father also helped to shape those parts. He helped you become what you are."

"I hope you know that you made today a very special day by just your being you. There's no one in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are."

"[to his viewers from his show at the beginning of the movie] I'd like you to meet a new friend of mine. His name is Lloyd Vogel. [opens a door in the picture board to reveal a photo of a traumatized Lloyd Vogel] Someone hurt my friend Lloyd, and not just on his face. He is having a hard time forgiving the person who hurt him. Do you, do you know what that means? To forgive? It's a decision we make to release a person from the feelings of anger we have at them. It's strange, but sometimes it's hardest of all to forgive someone we love."

"Listen, I realize I need to deal with my feelings. When I'm scared, which I was in the hospital, and I have been for a long time, I get really angry. I know it's a way of saying, "I can't deal with this. Get away from me." But that's not what I want. It's actually the opposite of what I want."

"I don't think anybody can grow unless he really is accepted exactly as he is."

"Tom Hanks - Fred Rogers"

"Rose Byrne – Ellie Wagner"

"Mark Wahlberg – Pete Wagner"

"Matthew Rhys - Lloyd Vogel"

"David Hayman - Mr. Evans"

"Sally Phillips - Mrs. Anderson"

"Nikita Mehta - Shazia Khan"

"Tara Divina - Yasmeen"

"Marcus Brigstocke - Robert, Eliza's father"

"Rob Brydon - Matt's Father"

"Jeff Mirza - Mr. Shah"

"Olivia Poulet - Frances, Eliza's mother"

"Ann Pierce as Rosemary (as Ann Owens)"

"[Pounds wall and says to Zak] Bedtime, retard."

"[Eleanor is watching tape] Come to my wrestling school in Ayden, North Carolina. And become a disciple of Salt Water Redneck. You can become not only a badass, but the badass. You will learn."

"Dakota Johnson as Eleanor"

"Dean Charles Chapman - Matt"

"Frankie Fox - Colin Hand"

"Zack Gottsagen as Zak (as Zachary Gottsagen)"

"You might not be saying the word 'retard', alright, I'll give you that, but you're damn sure are making him feel retarded."

"[To a stranger] Hey, do you want to come to my birthday party?"

"Maybe we could be friends and buddies... bro dogs... and chill. Have a good time!"

"[Zak is inserting a VHS tape] I don't know. I'd love to have a nickel for every goddamn time we had to watch this tape. I'd be a rich 'un."

"McKinley Belcher III as Mark Finn"

"You are not invited to my birthday party!"

"Friends are the family you choose."