"Solomon Lane: Terrorists are schoolboys desperate for attention, hoping to shape public opinion through fear. I don't care in the least what people think or feel. In my experience, they don't do either for very long."

"It's just the job. No hard feelings."

"[whispering to Beth] Don't go quietly, fight! Please fight to the end, be LOUD! Don't just quietly go away!"

"Why did you have to make this so fucking complicated?!"

"I won't let you down! I won't let you down."

"I'll/We'll figure it out!"

"(re: Mask Machine) People actually fall for this shit?"

"Hey, your heads-up display has a built-in GPS guidance system. Follow it to the target. Open your chute when the system says -- not before, and definitely not after, or the last thing that goes through your mind will be your kneecaps. Is that clear? [Walker: Crystal.]"

"What's done is done when we say it's done."

"If you have a problem with my methods, you can always stay behind. "Your mission, should you choose to accept it." Isn't that the thing?"

"Just because my dreams are different than yours doesn't mean they're unimportant."

"Edward Fletcher - Mr. Laurence's servant"

"I want to be great or nothing."

"[sitting on a tree branch with Alice] I think you're nice."

"[making out with Alice on a picnic table] Wait, there's people everywhere."

"Let's Erin Brockovich this bitch!"

"You look like "Burn Victim Barbie"."

"Marc Maron as Randy"

"Mary Holland as Becky"

"Jake Johnson as Ronnie"

"Alice Wetterlund as Cousin Terry"

"Sam Richardson as Eric Huddle"

"Stephen Root as Burt Stangle"

"Adam DeVine as Mike Stangle"

"Stephanie Faracy as Rosie Stangle"

"Anna Kendrick as Alice Davis"

"Aubrey Plaza as Tatiana"

"Sugar Lyn Beard as Jeanie Stangle"

"Zac Efron as Dave Stangle"

"They have The Rodfather. I don't know if we're going to get it though if we haven't seen The Godfather."

"Spencer Boldman as French Samuels"

"Luis Da Silva as One-Percenter #3"

"Johnny Depp (uncredited cameo) as Tom Hanson"

"Johnny Simmons as Billiam Willingham"

"Rye Rye as Jr. Jr."

"Valerie Tian as Burns"

"Jaren Mitchell as Sanders"

"Peter DeLuise as Doug Penhall"

"Caroline Aaron as Annie Schmidt"

"Lindsey Broad as Lisa"

"Joe Chrest as David Schmidt"

"Geradine Singer as Phyliss"

"Dakota Johnson as Fugazy"

"Justin Hires as Juario"

"Brett Lapeyrouse as Amir"

"Ice Cube as Captain Dickson"

"Dax Flame as Zack"

"Rob Riggle as Mr. Walters"

"DeRay Davis as Domingo"

"Chris Parnell as Mr. Gordon"