"FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE MOTION PICTURE SCREEN IN COLOR! Adam West As Batman And Burt Ward As Robin Together With All Their Fantastic Derring-Do And Their Dastardly Villains, Too!"

"Penguin: There are two eggs this wily bird is gonna scramble. Batman and Robin!"

"The Joker: Have you heard this one? It'll KILL you, Batman! [laughs]"

"The Riddler: Question: Who's going to make the feathers fly and knock Batman and Robin out of the sky?"

"Narrator: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City. On a peaceful afternoon motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson have been summoned back to Wayne Manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help; the invention AND its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht! Never ones to shirk responsibility, Bruce and Dick, with characteristic speed and resolve, descend promptly into The Batcave, and then, as they have done many times before, as BATMAN AND ROBIN, courageous warriors against crime, they are off once again to the rescue!"

"Penguin, you KNOW cats hate water!"

"I'll slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa is warming."

"Nothing can stop us now."

"Miss Kitka dies if you take one more step!"

"I say its crazy. But I say let's try it. We have to do something to get Batman out of the way!"

"Me-ow-oww."

"Scratch out their eyes!"

"[meows] You're going to see the purr-fect crime, when I get Batman in my claws! [hisses]"

"Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?"

"Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!"

"Holy Captain Nemo!"

"Holy bikini, that was close!"

"Holy heart failure!"

"Holy Halloween!"

"You know how much the guys in the outfit hated me. Well, not as much as I hated them, of course."

"Norman Burton — Leader of the Hunt"

"Buck Kartalian — Julius"

"Roddy McDowall — Cornelius"

"Kim Hunter — Dr. Zira"

"Maurice Evans — Dr. Zaius"

"Charlton Heston — George Taylor"

"Hunted... haunted... wanted... like beasts of prey!"

"This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on... The Planet of the Apes."

"20th Century Fox Wants You To... Go Ape [1974 re-release]"

"Somewhere in the Universe, there has to be something better than man. Has to be!"

"My earliest version of the script featured an ape city, much like New York. It wasn’t carved out rocks with caves o the side of the hill. It was a metropolis. Everything related to anthropoid. The automobiles, the buildings, the elevators, the rooms, the furniture. The script was very long and I think the estimate on the production people was that if they had shot that script it would’ve cost no less than a hundred million dollars- y’know, by the time they created an ape population, clothed it and built a city for them to live in."

"Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find."

"[to Taylor] The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago."

"[to Taylor] You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself."

"[to humans] Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? "And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.""

"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there."

"[to humans] You are a menace. A walking pestilence."

"Ah, yes - the young ape with a shovel. I hear you're planning another archeological expedition. Cornelius, a friendly word of warning: as you dig for artifacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation."

"Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival."

"Man has no understanding. He can be taught a few simple tricks. Nothing more."

"[riding down the beach in the last scene] [shocked] Oh, my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was-- [falls to his knees] We finally really did it. [pounds the sand; angrily] YOU MANIACS!! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! [camera pans to reveal the half-destroyed Statue of Liberty sticking out of the sand]"

"[to Lucius] In my world, when I left it, only kids your age wore beards."

"Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that talks?"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

"A planet where apes evolved from men?"

"You did that to him, damn you! You cut out his memory! You took his identity! And that's what you want to do to me!"