"Art and music will thrive without you. Somehow Keats will survive without you. And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain, even that will remain without you. I can do without you!"

"I have often walked down this street before; But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before. All at once am I Several stories high, Knowing I'm on the street where you live."

"There even are places where English completely disappears! In America, they haven't used it for years!"

"Poor Eliza! How simply frightful! How humiliating! How delightful!"

"Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs are second nature to me now, like breathing out and breathing in."

"Damn, damn, damn, DAMN! ... I've grown accustomed to her face!"

"Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags! They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!"

"I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more. I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before."

"Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?"

"If the Higgins oxygen burns up her little lungs, let her seek some stuffiness that suits her! She's an owl sickened by a few days of my sunshine! Very well, let her go - I can do without her. I can do without anyone! I have my own soul, my own spark of divine fire!"

"I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me."

"This is probably the first marriage I've ever seen that started out with a spanking!"

"Don't tell me it's a fine morning, or I'll shoot ya!"

"Becky! Come here. Somethin' I ought to tell you. Guess now's as good a time as any. You're going to have every young buck west of the Missouri around here tryin' to marry you - mostly because you're a handsome filly, but partly because I own everything in this country from here to there. They'll think you're going to inherit it. Well, you're not. I'm going to leave most of it to, well, to the nation really, for a park where no lumbermen'll cut down all the trees for houses with leaky roofs. Nobody'll kill all the beaver for hats for dudes nor murder the buffalo for robes. What I'm going to give you is a 500 cow spread on the Upper Green River. Now that may not seem like much, but it's more than we had, your mother and I. Some folks are gonna say I'm doin' all this so I can sit up in the hereafter and look down on a park named after me, or that I was disappointed in you - didn't want you to get all that money. But the real reason, Becky, is because I love you, and I want you and some young man to have what I had, because all the gold in the United States Treasury and all the harp music in heaven can't equal what happens between a man and a woman with all that growin' together. I can't explain it any better than that."

"H.W. Gim - Ching"

""Big" John Hamilton - Fauntleroy Sage"

"Aissa Wayne - Alice Warren"

"Bob Steele - Train Engineer"

"Chuck Roberson - Sheriff Jeff Lord"

"Leo Gordon - Jones"

"Mari Blanchard - Camille"

"Edward Faulkner - Ben Sage, Jr."

"Bruce Cabot - Ben Sage, Sr."

"Michael Pate - Puma, Chief of the Comanche Nation"

"Hank Worden - Curly Fletcher"

"Robert Lowery - Gov. Cuthbert H. Humphrey"

"Gordon Jones - Matt Douglas"

"Strother Martin - Agard"

"Perry Lopez - Davey Elk"

"Edgar Buchanan - Bunny Dull"

"Jerry Van Dyke - Matt Douglas Jr."

"Yvonne De Carlo - Louise Warren"

"Chill Wills - Drago"

"Jack Kruschen - Jake Birnbaum"

"Stefanie Powers - Rebecca "Becky" McLintock"

"Patrick Wayne - Devlin "Dev" Warren"

"Maureen O'Hara - Katherine "Kate" McLintock"

"John Wayne - George Washington "G.W." McLintock"

"Wallops The Daylights Out Of Every Western You've Ever Seen!"

"He tamed the West... But Could He Tame Her?"

"What has McLintock got that makes it different from all other westerns? It's got a tender love story! It's got good clean fun! It's got a warm story of family devotion!"

"Never such a tender love story! Never such a savage showdown! Never such restless natives!"

"He likes his whiskey hard... His women soft... And his west all to himself!"

"If these settlers get burned out, there'll be a lot of hollerin' that this country is too wild to be a state. We'll go on bein' a territory some more, with a lot of political appointees runnin' it according to what they learned in some college where they think cows are somethin' you milk and Indians are somethin' in front of a cigar store."

"I came close to killing you a couple of times when I was younger. Saddens me I didn't."

"Cuthbert H. Humphrey, Governor of our territory, is a cull. Do you know what a cull is, ma'am? A cull is a specimen that is so worthless that you have to cut him out of the herd. Now if all the people in the world were put in one herd, Cuthbert is the one I would throw a rope at."

"For so long now you have filled my life...like...like a great noise that I hear everywhere in my heart. I want to be free of you. Of wanting you. Of being afraid. But I will never...be free of you."

"Andrew Keir - Agrippa"