"TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams."

"Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."

"[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."

"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"

"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."

"Rip Torn - Judas Iscariot"

"You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"

"Frank Thring - Herod Antipas"

"Paco Morán - blind man of Bethsaida"

"Barry Keegan - Gestas, the Impenitent thief"

"Rafael Luis Calvo - Simon of Cyrene"

"Tino Barrero - Andrew"

"Fernando Sancho - the demon-possessed man"

"Michael Wager - Thomas"

"Rubén Rojo - Matthew"

"Félix de Pomés - Joseph of Arimathea"

"Adriano Rimoldi - Melchior"

"José Nieto - Caspar"

"George Coulouris - a camel driver"

"Conrado San Martín - Pompey"

"Grégoire Aslan - Herod the Great"

"Gérard Tichy - Joseph"

"Royal Dano - Peter"

"Edric Connor - Balthazar"

"Antonio Mayans - John the Apostle"

"Maurice Marsac - Nicodemus"

"Rita Gam - Herodias"