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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"THEY'RE BACK AGAIN...in the most hilarious comedy of their career!"
"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"
"Edmund MacDonald — Sgt. Hippo"
"Stan Laurel — Stan"
"Anchors Away for Their Funniest Comedy Hit!"
"They'll Scuttle Your Blues To the Bottom of the Sea!"
"Charles Trowbridge — Colonel Ridley"
"Anchors Away for Their Funniest"
"And don't call me 'Dizzy'! DOPEY!!"
"THEY'RE IN A PERMENANT DIMOUT... and you'll be in hysterics!"
"Edgar Kennedy — Joe Bledsoe"
"Sheila Ryan — Ginger Hammond"
"Stephen McNally — Dan Madison"
"Nella Walker — Millicent Norton"
"Donald Meek — Eustace Middling"
"Matt Briggs — Wentworth Harlan"
"Margaret Dumont — Louise Harlan"
"Robert Bailey — Grant Lawrence"
"Allan Lane — George Worthing"
"Butler: [to Wentworth Harlan]; Mr.Harlan, this is really most important. Your house is on fire!"
"Do you want to learn to dance---with joy? Take a lesson from Laurel and Hardy in "The Dancing Master," their latest screen scream!"
"The harder they fall, the bigger I am!"
"Stan Laurel — Stanley"
"Anthony Caruso — Mike"
"James Bush — Jimmy O'Grady"
"Lee Patrick — Dorcas"
"Robert Emmett Keane — Henry Corcoran"
"Gladys Blake — Dice-game operator"
"Bob Bailey — Chester Wright"
"Douglas Fowley — Malcolm Bennett"
"Vivian Blaine — Susan Cowan"
"Noel Madison — Tony Queen"
"Oliver Hardy — Oliver"
"Don Costello — Heydrich"
"This is that movie about those people."
"Frederic Worlock — Otto"
"Philip Van Zandt — Herman"
"Charles Coleman — Norton's Butler"
"Robert Emmett O'Connor — Charlie Beaugart"
"Paul Stanton — Capt. Biddle"
"William Tannen — Joseph"
"Howard Freeman — J.P. Norton"
"Russell Hicks — Maj. Scanlon"
"Henry O'Neill — Rittenhause"
"Trudy Marshall — Trudy Harlan"