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"Maria Hill: That's... Magneto's space station, Asteroid M! We don't know much about it but it's sure to be swarming with bad guys and booby traps! Any S.H.E.I.L.D. agent attempting to gain entry should proceed with EXTREME caution..."

"Magneto: I see you've enjoyed playing with my pets. Let's see if you enjoy playing with this one..."

"Mastermind: Greetings, I am the mind's master! You can call me... MASTERMIND!!! I have the only TRULY unbeatable mutant power... to control your mind!"

"Magneto: Off with her head! [Makes the Statue of Liberty remove her head and throw it into space, with Reed Richards, Hulk and Wolverine hanging on]"

"Maria Hill: Unfortunately, little intelligence exists concerning this mysterious island. For some reason it doesn't appear on our maps - and we have VERY good maps! Lots of vegetation and some evidence of military structures... but that's about all..."

"Wolverine: I don't get it. How did that burn a metal statue's hand?"

"Maria Hill: Roxxon undisputedly leads the world in energy production. Its power plant, located a short distance from New York, is rumored to contain some kind of experimental reactor core."

"The Thing: Someone brought the dinosaurs back?"

"Adrian Pasdar as Tony Stark/Iron Man"

"MODOK: I am MODOK! I am designed only for conquest!"

"Doctor Doom: Really? With the banging? REALLY?"

"Magneto: [Controlling the Statue of Liberty] You need to mind your manners around a lady."

"Hulk: HULK PUNCH BIG LADY!"

"Reed Richards: [Using his body as a parachute] I saw this in a movie once."

"Sue Storm: Ben, I believe some clobberin' is in order."

"Maria Hill: Deep in Central Europe lies a small nation known as Latveria, ruled by Victor Von Doom. Don't let the rustic look of Doctor Doom's castle fool you; it has incredibly advanced weaponry hidden behind its stone walls. Even really good internet."

"Jean Grey: Professor?!!"

"Green Goblin: What? No Spider-Man? Shame! [Knocks Human Torch out with a Pumpkin bomb] I do so enjoy winding him up."

"Human Torch: Local weather is dreary with an 80 per cent chance of bad guys."

"Thor: The Tesseract is dangerous, brother!"

"Thor: I will return the Tesseract to the safe-keeping of the Treasure Room."

"Wolverine: I picked up the Skull's trail outside the raft. He wears a stinky cologne."

"Maria Hill: Most of what S.H.I.E.L.D. knows about Thor and his people remains highly classified. What little information we've obtained about his home 'Asgard' comes from... well... this one little children's book found by Dr. Erik Selvig in New Mexico. Seems pretty accurate so far..."

"Maria Hill: Officially, Professor Charles Xavier's institute for Higher Learning is an ordinary boarding school, but the truth is it also serves as a home and shelter for the young mutants with extraordinary powers... collectively known as the X-Men."

"Doctor Doom: Fools! Don't force me to use Dr. Doom's Doom Ray... of Doom! [Pulls his ray gun on the Fantastic Four and Nick Fury]"

"Black Widow: Looks like Wolverine beat us here."

"Hawkeye: I guess evil organizations don't spend as much on training their goons as they do on these fancy doors..."

"Black widow: This base is huge. How did it stay hidden for so long?"

"Nick Fury: Turn on S.H.I.E.L.D.’s arc-reactor tracking software."

"Mandarin: That's not the only thing we've stolen... [Sees Loki teleporting away] Where are you going? Never trust a demigod..."

"Iron Man: Well, you are stealing from the best."

"Loki: My insincerest apologies, but I have need for a source of high power at low cost."

"Iron Man: Why is it my tower can never stay in one piece?"

"Captain America: Red Skull! I'm gonna spangle you till you see stars!"

"Maria Hill: Standing over fourteen hundred feet tall and weighing 365,000 tons, the Empire State Building was opened in 1931 and has remained one of New York City's most recognizable landmarks ever since."

"Maria Hill: S.H.I.E.L.D. Research Submarines are extremely useful for taking the fight to bad guys while underwater. These subs feature advanced tracking equipment, ideal for locating enemies or items of interest."

"Captain America: Loki, stand down!"

"Maria Hill: Stark Tower dominates the Manhattan Skyline as either a highly advanced technological research facility, or a giant monument to its owner's ego. Depends who you ask."

"[Cut to Loki walking out of his cell]"

"Hulk: HULK SMASH SKULL! [Growls and flexes until tearing was heard, shocking and embarrassing him] Hulk rip pants."

"Agent Coulson: In Asgard. He needs to know about this."

"Sabretooth: You made it just in time for the big escape. [Slices the door control, releasing Carnage, Red Skull, Rhino and Stan Lee]"

"Tony Stark: Did I ever tell you about my party armor? It was designed like a tuxedo. For more formal battles."

"Agent Coulson: What a mess. Who else got away?"

"Wolverine: [Sniffs] I'm gettin' other supervillain scents here... Mandarin, Red Skull and... Loki. Where's Thor?"

"Hawkeye: You know, for a totally legitimate..."

"Spider-Man: Wow, getting a visitor pass around here is grueling."

"[Doctor Octopus launches his tentacles forward, but Reed Richards and Spider-Man hold them down. Captain America throws his shield at Doctor Octopus, knocking him out]"

"Maria Hill: Within the Oscorp building's high security perimeter, Norman Osbourne's labs undertake secretive research into radical new chemical and genetic technologies."

"Spider-Man: [In an elevator, just as Hawkeye and Black Widow enter] What took you so long?"