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"This is Garmos! I have intercepted sexual communications between you and my new girlfriend Keara! I am coming to kill you NOW!"

"Obviously, the most likely imposter is the wet naked clone."

"Oh, Grandpa Rick! I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore! I want to be a regular kid! I want to go to school and throw balls around and masturbate!"

"[Cop Morty: Not so big now, are ya?] I never was! It was figurative!"

"Wh-where am I?"

"I wish anything about this life would change. [Glasses Morty: Well, I hope you're putting something pretty goddamn important in there.] Me too. But I doubt it."

"A-Are you... my new... R-Rick?"

"Let's just relax and enjoy our retirement, shall–"

"Shit, grandson, you keep me peelin' squap-squams and slippin' nib-nibs, I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down!"

"He's alive?! No, no, no! You gotta listen to me! I-I worked for him! I was his campaign manager! That Morty is not what he seems. [Bodyguard Rick: Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president.] He... won?"

"What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell?!"

"All aboard, motherfucker!"

"There's no other possible answer. My mechanical and reptilian logic is certain of it."

"Who knows? But we can make it simple again."

"We had a deal, Jerry Smith."

"Okay, okay. Th-this is triggering me. I need space. I-I need space...FROM THIS!"

"Sorry I'm late, Mr. President. Had a little crisis at work."

"Ice spell, ice spell! AAAAAH, OH, THAT JUST MADE IT LAST LONGER! AAAH, IT BURNS LONGER, OHH, I COULD'VE DIED FAST!"

"Our bodies aren't changed, yet our minds have lived a thousand lifetimes. Is that enough time for me to forgive you?"

"Oh, hey, this fucking ferrofluid's wrapping around my legs. Fuck... I can feel! I have mass! I'M A FUCKING GOD NOW! YOU'RE FUCKED! [Morty: What the fuck?! I-I thought you were proud to be a hologram!] THAT'S 'CAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING BE ONE! ... SHIT!"

"We were saying, "President Morty," that we don't care who sits in that seat. A Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find that we're still running it now."

"D-99, y-you okay?"

"Hi, Rick. Bye, Rick."

"W-w-w-wait! The Council of Ricks sent us! We have your Morty and Summer! They're prisoners on the Citadel!"

"Wh-Wh-What the hell is that?"

"Oh, my goodness. Oh, my good—"

"I'm taking down this beacon."

"What is the meaning of this?"

"Hold on! Hold oooo-aaaaggghhhh!"

"Tammy, what are you doing? Tammy?"

"Daddy, leave the girl alone. Leave the girl alone."

"Hey, excuse me, hello? What, you think you're better than me? Nobody's better than me! Hey! Hey!"

"So he made a universe, and that guy is from my universe, and that guy made a universe, and that's the universe where I was born? Where my father died. Where I couldn't make time for his funeral, because I was working on my universe..."

"Hold it, hold it, stop! Music isn't about competition or captivity! If you love music, you love freedom! Let these worlds be free! Please!"

"I love you, son. I should have never turned you to ice."

"Hello, I'm Dr. Glip-Glop."

"That was amazing, Morty! Oh my God! Wow, okay, let's wrap this u—"

"Leave you alone? During a Purge? I don't think so, baby!"

"R-Rick! I'm Pencilvester! Listen to that name! You can't kill me!"

"Beth! Beth! Please!"

"Summer, I've always loved you!"

"Ah, Master Rick! Remember when you weren't going to shoot me—"

"The jig is up! Get me–get me out here! Get me out here!"

"Hey, someone's been spending too much time around glowing rocks, am I right?"

"I hear ya, Morty! Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin': "We're walkin' here!""

"Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on "the butler did it.""

"Oh wow, Baby Wizard was a parasite? He set me up with my wife!"

"Cape Fear! Cape Fear! I-I'm doing – I'm – I'm going to do, like, from Cape Fear—"

"Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do iiiiiaaaauuugghh!"

"I guess that makes two of us."